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belynch Apr 1, 2009 11:54 am


Originally Posted by mwg25 (Post 11511429)
who is Pandy?

Pandy is.

Anglo Large Clawed Otter Apr 1, 2009 11:54 am

DragonBallZ floated a pilot episode of a final showdown between Pandy and Rolle Yes. Unfortunately, it induced seizures in children.

colpuck Apr 1, 2009 11:55 am


Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 11511377)
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Pandy.

Pandy doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Pandy has allowed to live.

Pandy does not sleep. He waits.

Pandy is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Pandy counted to infinity - twice.

When Pandy does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Pandy is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Pandy's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Pandy can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Pandy doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Pandy can slam a revolving door.

When Pandy and Chuck Norris fight, they both win.

colpuck Apr 1, 2009 11:56 am


Originally Posted by AMF in NJ (Post 11511419)
Pandy is the Most Interesting Man In The World. :rolleyes:

Pandy once had an awkward moment just see what it feels like.

Steph3n Apr 1, 2009 11:57 am


Originally Posted by mwg25 (Post 11511429)
Pardon my ignorance, but who is Pandy? I'm imagining some figure whose face is plastered all over Chuck Norris's pajamas or some such thing...

the Pandy you speak of is a figment of your imagination, we are talking about another Pandy.

Anglo Large Clawed Otter Apr 1, 2009 11:57 am


Originally Posted by mwg25 (Post 11511429)
who is Pandy?

Not all questions have answers.

Bumpy is the path of the grasshopper.

icurhere2 Apr 1, 2009 11:57 am


Originally Posted by belynch (Post 11511411)
Pandy won't let Alitalia die.

Pandy's the government of Italy?

Steph3n Apr 1, 2009 11:58 am


Originally Posted by icurhere2 (Post 11511464)
Pandy's the government of Italy?

no, that is disrespectful to Mr Reterson!

colpuck Apr 1, 2009 11:58 am


Originally Posted by icurhere2 (Post 11511464)
Pandy's the government of Italy?

Pandy threw a party at his house, and the EU was formed there.

windwalker Apr 1, 2009 12:01 pm


Originally Posted by ConciergeMike (Post 11510563)
Tis only beautiful if one likes the ingredients. All it took for me to swear off gin was one sniff of an open bottle about ten years ago.


Originally Posted by ConciergeMike (Post 11510588)
Nope...one house party while my mother was in Scandinavia. Had some friends over, ran out of booze. The more motivated among us wanted to continue the buzz any way possible, so out came the gin. I opened, smelled, made a farty face, and decided that my level of buzz was just fine, thank you.

My room-mate in college and I were more motivated one night. Young ladies said we could could go raid daddy's liquor cabinet and continue "the fun"
Daddy had 1 kind of booze in that cabinet-Gibley's Gin, 22 bottles of the stuff. We took just the one, snagged a 12oz can of coke from the fridge, between he and I the can and the bottle were destroyed.-nuff said

rolov Apr 1, 2009 12:01 pm


Originally Posted by mwg25 (Post 11511429)
Pardon my ignorance, but who is Pandy? I'm imagining some figure whose face is plastered all over Chuck Norris's pajamas or some such thing...

Pandy Reterson is a mythical character born from this thread

Anglo Large Clawed Otter Apr 1, 2009 12:02 pm


Originally Posted by rolov (Post 11511485)
Pandy Reterson is a mythical character born from this thread

The most interesting thread in the world. :rolleyes:

colpuck Apr 1, 2009 12:03 pm


Originally Posted by Anglo Large Clawed Otter (Post 11511496)
The most interesting thread in the world. :rolleyes:

We need some hot tranny mess up in here. calling jerzyshawn

rolov Apr 1, 2009 12:04 pm

Tickets to The Pandy 720° Tour sold out in 30 seconds

colpuck Apr 1, 2009 12:04 pm

breaking news, Randy Petersen resigns from FT. Video here.


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