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-Q: What’s 30 times Chuck Norris?
A: Oblivion.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-In conversation, Chuck Norris often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
-February 29th only occurs once every four years because Chuck Norris wills it to be so.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.
-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-There’s an old Chuck Norris saying: “He who has the Chuck Norris makes the rules.” It’s one of those nonsensical old sayings, since it implies that someone can “have” Chuck Norris.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
A: Oblivion.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-In conversation, Chuck Norris often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
-February 29th only occurs once every four years because Chuck Norris wills it to be so.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.
-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-There’s an old Chuck Norris saying: “He who has the Chuck Norris makes the rules.” It’s one of those nonsensical old sayings, since it implies that someone can “have” Chuck Norris.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.