Ok everybody... this is the special section where we are all to post our DO REPORTS (Since NO ONE wanted to be an official correspondent.... since I don't have a LAPTOP! )

CMDR CATCOP asks that we keep the focus to ONLY CATMAN DO 2 TRIP REPORTS...

*NO FLAMING WARS
*NO CONGA LINES TO SIGN UP and make 15 cents.
(there are other forums for that)
*NO DIRTY JOKES BECAUSE YOU WILL BE ARRESTED.
*NO LOVE LETTERS TO ARTURO (especially since he's NOT COMING to the DO!)

You can say nice things or bad things about the CATMAN... And I ask acting CMDR CATCOPS newself (march 17-21... so go easy on the St. pat's celebrating unless you can find a equally wonderful sub) and Quiet Lion and Hunnybear (March 22-27) to make sure I keep this forum clean.

See, this is the climatic scene in "FLyertalk the MOvie" when the hero of the story, the CATMAN, hosts a party for his closest friends.

Plus I want to print this forum and share it with my friends and my cats!

Thank you.

Mozart to Salieri: "Too many notes."

RichG to Catman: "Too many rules."

arturo: I love you, I love you, I love you.

Catman Dealing with Women, Guerrilla Tip #1: Women tend to be stubborn, contrary, and independent. Often given to doing something just because you tell them not to. A lot like cats.

It's not me... it's CMDR CATCOP.

And remember, rules are made to be broken (like with this post!!!)

Do you see that? In black and white! Absoulutly no prohibition of the discussion of all things wooly!

RichG, I don't think there are too many rules! Just think of all the things Commander CatCop left out!!!

Catman,

I am going out to Limerick's tonight for my celebrating so that I can be sober and ready to kick butt as the 4 time ACTING CMDR CATCOP
starting on March 17th!

But be forwarned as Limerick's pulls a mighty tasty pint of Guinness and policing this board with a hangover will have the others hating me!

TO EVERYONE ELSE: THERE WILL BE NO FLAMING OF OTHERS THIS WEEKEND ON FLYERTALK WHILE I AM ON DUTY! SOBER OR NOT!

I'm confused.

Why is Commander Catcop being replaced by Newself?

What are QL and I doing Mar 22 - 27?

It was my understanding that there'd be no math.

Honeybear, you and QL are off the hook UNTIL 3/22. That means you two can slam all the Ridge Zinfandel you want between now and then. On the 22nd... then you get to get on your high horse, tell the rest of us to behave, and we'll be happy to pretend to listen. It's really a nice little system...

Cheers, and have fun in NY, sorry I won't be there. I am headed to Ruth's Chris in DC tonight so I'll toast you all...

[This message has been edited by geo1004 (edited 03-16-2000).]

Catman
I am starting the first report.

It is Thursday March 16, 2000. I am sitting on my sofa because I have nothing better to do than read posts on FlyerTalk.

Nothing better to do?

Well, I'm putting my boys to bed and being Mr. Mom for the one night a week Helen works...so nothing sounds pretty good right now.

All those of you who havent left, rain predicted for Friday (it will pour tonight) and then chilly weather returns Friday night for the rest of the weekend.

Pack something warm.

In the fine spirit of posts on the pre-game festivities...I made by the United CTO and picked up a slew of upgrade certs because...Marie and my upgrades cleared both ways! Woo hoo!

kids in bed? check
packed for weekend? check
work wrapped up in preparation for noon departure for airport? doh!

Is it possible to have all the warm winter clothing we will need and not check bags???

We are sorting through need and want right now, almost ready to catch the red eye to D.C.

boarding in 90 minutes (hopefully). See you on Saturday evening.

Hey...we just left Ruth's Chris after waiting for some time for you all to show up. What happened? We return to Los Angeles tomorrow morning. Did we screw up the dates or something?