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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:21 pm
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:21 pm
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:21 pm
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Q: Why was the O'Hare employee cafeteria closed last week?

A: A captain rented it for his daughter's wedding reception.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:21 pm
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Long day waning.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:21 pm
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:21 pm
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ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:22 pm
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Q: How can you tell a pilot on a layover from a homeless person?

A: The homeless person is the one buying a newspaper.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:22 pm
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If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:22 pm
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A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
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Not very happy with UA tonight...

well, website and reservation system.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
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Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
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Originally Posted by thomas199023
Man's Rules for Women

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
Grrrrr
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
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Q: What's the difference between a pilot and God?

A: God doesn't think he's a pilot.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
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A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
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Old Nov 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
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The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
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