Come Fly to Me — The Great FlyerTalk Mileage Run
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two posts
Moderator: Mileage Run, United Airlines; FlyerTalk Evangelist
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Lanai post
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Q: Why was the O'Hare employee cafeteria closed last week?
A: A captain rented it for his daughter's wedding reception.
A: A captain rented it for his daughter's wedding reception.
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Thatcham, UK or Adelaide Australia
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Long day waning.
FlyerTalk Evangelist
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three posts
Join Date: Nov 2008
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ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
FlyerTalk Evangelist
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Q: How can you tell a pilot on a layover from a homeless person?
A: The homeless person is the one buying a newspaper.
A: The homeless person is the one buying a newspaper.
FlyerTalk Evangelist
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A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
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Not very happy with UA tonight...
well, website and reservation system.
well, website and reservation system.
Moderator: Mileage Run, United Airlines; FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The City/Honolulu
Programs: UA 3MM; Hyatt Glob*****; Hilton Diamond
Posts: 14,474
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: BOS/ORH
Programs: AS 75K
Posts: 18,325
Q: What's the difference between a pilot and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a pilot.
A: God doesn't think he's a pilot.
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: May 2006
Location: TUN
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Posts: 11,230
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe