Everybody hates TSA.
Dec 7, 2006 | 1:29 pm
#91
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ORD
Programs: CO PLT, HH DIA
Posts: 1,461
One change...can we make the billy club in his hand a metal detecting hand wand?
That will be my travel UNIFORM if we can get that on a T-shirt. I'd also put it on the back, and put www.flyertalk.com underneath.
You are one gifted artist!!!
--PP
Dec 7, 2006 | 2:19 pm
#92
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Philadelphia & Aix-en-Provence
Programs: BA Executive Club, Flying Blue
Posts: 72
"Threat level orange means all irony is suspened"
Oh, thanks, I now must wipe coffee off of my monitor!!
Oh, thanks, I now must wipe coffee off of my monitor!!
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Dec 7, 2006 | 4:43 pm
#93
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: YUL
Programs: UA, BA, Aeroplan
Posts: 47
Holy crap, I'm all over that! Can we use that JPEG on Cafepress?
One change...can we make the billy club in his hand a metal detecting hand wand?
That will be my travel UNIFORM if we can get that on a T-shirt. I'd also put it on the back, and put www.flyertalk.com underneath.
You are one gifted artist!!!
--PP
One change...can we make the billy club in his hand a metal detecting hand wand?
That will be my travel UNIFORM if we can get that on a T-shirt. I'd also put it on the back, and put www.flyertalk.com underneath.
You are one gifted artist!!!
--PP
I added the metal detecting hand wand for you, and I also made a back! I'll post the links to those two new images, as well as the original first one to see which one people like best.
Original:
With Hand Wand:
Back With Hand Wand:
Dec 7, 2006 | 6:17 pm
#95
Join Date: Feb 2006
Programs: just above cargo
Posts: 2,072
Dec 7, 2006 | 6:47 pm
#96
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Far from CDG
Programs: AA LT PLT (3.6+ MM), UA 1K LT Gold, Hilton LT Diamond, Bonvoy Gold.
Posts: 1,672
Dec 7, 2006 | 6:49 pm
#97
Moderator: Coupon Connection & S.P.A.M
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Louisville, KY
Programs: Destination Unknown, TSA Disparager Diamond (LTDD)
Posts: 58,133
Dec 7, 2006 | 8:59 pm
#99
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: NYC
Programs: UA 1.5 Million Mile flyer, Hilton Diamond, Bonvoy Gold, Hertz 5* and PC since 1985
Posts: 5,611
Dec 8, 2006 | 4:06 pm
#100
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dulles, VA
Programs: United Airlines 1 MM, Marriott Life Titanium
Posts: 2,777
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Dec 9, 2006 | 2:27 pm
#101
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Colorado
Programs: TSA
Posts: 2,745
Liquid explosives require laboratory conditions and time to mix the explosive. Get learn'd yourself. I'll be happy to school you or your manure-for-brains bosses if I get a waiver from DHS.
Why it takes time and temperature control to create liquid explosives 101 by Dr. Spiff.
You're certainly not using that degree if you think liquid explosives can be created by dumping two chemicals together.
Dec 9, 2006 | 2:32 pm
#102
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Colorado
Programs: TSA
Posts: 2,745
Way Cool artwork. I think Ill post it in our breakroom.
Dec 9, 2006 | 2:47 pm
#103
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 10,034
If you want to get picky, the badge needs to be yellow, not silver.
Dec 9, 2006 | 2:48 pm
#104
FlyerTalk Evangelist
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: BWI
Programs: AA Gold, HH Diamond, National Emerald Executive, TSA Disparager Gold
Posts: 15,180
I can think of some things too that can be bought easily and be mixed to make a fireball. They're already on the prohibited items list though. And like every one of those other things, there are noxious fumes that result from it that would tip everyone off to what's going on.
Dec 9, 2006 | 3:04 pm
#105
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: SJC
Programs: UA 1K; SPG Gold
Posts: 414
And at least one of them requires a HIGH POWER RIFLE ROUND to detinate. Not fire. Not shampoo. Not an iPod.