Sheep-like behaviors
Nov 26, 2013, 5:42 am
#16
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 247
I wonder if a TSA AGENT, also known as a JUDAS GOAT went through first
Nov 26, 2013, 7:22 am
#17
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Baltimore, MD USA
Programs: Southwest Rapid Rewards. Tha... that's about it.
Posts: 4,332
Well, okay, they really don't have anything better to do, but most of them lack the initiative or imagination to pull off something that sophisticated.
Nov 30, 2013, 9:55 am
#19
Original Poster
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: LAS
Posts: 1,279
The Statue of lost Liberty... and sheep.
Last week, while visiting the Statue of the Liberty we used to have...
...I was standing in another monstrous security line and noticed a sign that said "airport-like" security ahead. So, I read the sign very carefully (the pace of the line left me lots of time). Apparently, I was the only one that did. The sheep that surrounded me certainly did not. A lady behind me saw the sign and immediately threw away her drink. Then she made her kids throw away their drinks and then told everyone within earshot to throw away their drinks as well. All of this because... wait for it... liquids are not allowed through security.
I'm not sure how long this lasted, but a bunch of people behind us tossed their drinks. Baaaaaaa, baaaaaaa...
Just for grins, I decided that I would drink my soda while I was walking through the metal detector. Unfortunately, I forgot to goose step. The collective gasps from the now sans Starbucks crowd (aka herd) was priceless.
Of course, my unauthorized display of freedom
met with an immediate display of fake DYWTseetheSOLtoday authoritah. This was quickly resolved by asking to see the specific rule I was supposedly violating and requesting a park service LEO to help clarify.
...I was standing in another monstrous security line and noticed a sign that said "airport-like" security ahead. So, I read the sign very carefully (the pace of the line left me lots of time). Apparently, I was the only one that did. The sheep that surrounded me certainly did not. A lady behind me saw the sign and immediately threw away her drink. Then she made her kids throw away their drinks and then told everyone within earshot to throw away their drinks as well. All of this because... wait for it... liquids are not allowed through security.
I'm not sure how long this lasted, but a bunch of people behind us tossed their drinks. Baaaaaaa, baaaaaaa...Just for grins, I decided that I would drink my soda while I was walking through the metal detector. Unfortunately, I forgot to goose step. The collective gasps from the now sans Starbucks crowd (aka herd) was priceless.
Of course, my unauthorized display of freedom
met with an immediate display of fake DYWTseetheSOLtoday authoritah. This was quickly resolved by asking to see the specific rule I was supposedly violating and requesting a park service LEO to help clarify.
Nov 30, 2013, 11:01 am
#20
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 3,526
Last week, while visiting the Statue of the Liberty we used to have...
...I was standing in another monstrous security line and noticed a sign that said "airport-like" security ahead. So, I read the sign very carefully (the pace of the line left me lots of time). Apparently, I was the only one that did. The sheep that surrounded me certainly did not. A lady behind me saw the sign and immediately threw away her drink. Then she made her kids throw away their drinks and then told everyone within earshot to throw away their drinks as well. All of this because... wait for it... liquids are not allowed through security. I'm not sure how long this lasted, but a bunch of people behind us tossed their drinks. Baaaaaaa, baaaaaaa...
Just for grins, I decided that I would drink my soda while I was walking through the metal detector. Unfortunately, I forgot to goose step. The collective gasps from the now sans Starbucks crowd (aka herd) was priceless.
Of course, my unauthorized display of freedom met with an immediate display of fake DYWTseetheSOLtoday authoritah. This was quickly resolved by asking to see the specific rule I was supposedly violating and requesting a park service LEO to help clarify.
...I was standing in another monstrous security line and noticed a sign that said "airport-like" security ahead. So, I read the sign very carefully (the pace of the line left me lots of time). Apparently, I was the only one that did. The sheep that surrounded me certainly did not. A lady behind me saw the sign and immediately threw away her drink. Then she made her kids throw away their drinks and then told everyone within earshot to throw away their drinks as well. All of this because... wait for it... liquids are not allowed through security.
I'm not sure how long this lasted, but a bunch of people behind us tossed their drinks. Baaaaaaa, baaaaaaa...Just for grins, I decided that I would drink my soda while I was walking through the metal detector. Unfortunately, I forgot to goose step. The collective gasps from the now sans Starbucks crowd (aka herd) was priceless.
Of course, my unauthorized display of freedom
met with an immediate display of fake DYWTseetheSOLtoday authoritah. This was quickly resolved by asking to see the specific rule I was supposedly violating and requesting a park service LEO to help clarify.