How long before TSA goes back to "normal"
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Family of 5- parents with 3 adult children flying from DCA-LGA on Thanksgiving Day and retruning (USAIR) on Friday from JFK-DCA. At DCA early Thursday morning fastest security line ever- saw no one being screened other than going thru the usual metal machines.
On Friday however- same family wearing pretty much the same clothing at JFK (American) 3/5 were stopped after the nudeoscope. My daughter was taken to a small room with 2 women and after a thorough grope was asked what she had in her pants--" Just the usual parts" she replied. One of the agents asked the other if they should take down her nformation and went to get a piece of scrap paper and copied info from her boarding pass.
Son declined the small room and was "checked" full pat down style in view of all and hubby had a cursory pat down.
Why the different experiences? Is this the return of the flying to DCA post 9/11 "special treatment?
On Friday however- same family wearing pretty much the same clothing at JFK (American) 3/5 were stopped after the nudeoscope. My daughter was taken to a small room with 2 women and after a thorough grope was asked what she had in her pants--" Just the usual parts" she replied. One of the agents asked the other if they should take down her nformation and went to get a piece of scrap paper and copied info from her boarding pass.
Son declined the small room and was "checked" full pat down style in view of all and hubby had a cursory pat down.
Why the different experiences? Is this the return of the flying to DCA post 9/11 "special treatment?
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I was just reading that, no surprise, TSA cannot keep up this act forever. In another post of mine, I relayed that I was telling a buddy of mine how friendly the smurfs were and how smoothly the checkpoint experience was (no nudo-o-scopes) on Weds the 23rd.
He replied by saying this, in part "there are all kinds of addicts, just like someone being addicted to alcohol or someone being addicted to gambling, TSA is addicted to itself and the power to abuse the public and now it seems to be addicted to groping men's ****, ***** and ********* and like any addict they find changing on a long term basis almost impossible"
(Please note that I heavily edited my friends response, the first time I posted it in another thread it was "edited" by one of the moderators as being "tasteless", so send me a pm and I would be glad to tell you what my friend said UNEDITED and UNCENSORED)
Yep, TSA, just like most addicts will very soon return to its old ways
He replied by saying this, in part "there are all kinds of addicts, just like someone being addicted to alcohol or someone being addicted to gambling, TSA is addicted to itself and the power to abuse the public and now it seems to be addicted to groping men's ****, ***** and ********* and like any addict they find changing on a long term basis almost impossible"
(Please note that I heavily edited my friends response, the first time I posted it in another thread it was "edited" by one of the moderators as being "tasteless", so send me a pm and I would be glad to tell you what my friend said UNEDITED and UNCENSORED)
Yep, TSA, just like most addicts will very soon return to its old ways
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It's a great question and I am looking forward to hearing what people see on Sunday.
There's some suggestions for observers in http://iwilloptout.org/2010/11/26/su...y-of-the-year/
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There's some suggestions for observers in http://iwilloptout.org/2010/11/26/su...y-of-the-year/
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Gotta love all these phony assurances that TSA didn't make any changes. More lies and distortions by the media and a disgruntled small minority of pax, I guess.
Going through the checkpoint at ORD yesterday. I dump everything in bins and on the belt and head for the WTMD. Young male TSO asks if my pockets are empty. I say 'yes' and he tells me to 'step this way' (NoS). I say "I'll have to opt out". He looks at a fellow TSO standing next to the WTMD. The second TSO shrugs. The first TSO says (says, not barks), 'OK, go on' and points to the WTMD.
That was it. No grope.
Interestingly enough, it was very slow. Four male pax ahead of me, all of whom went through the WTMD (no one in NoS during that time). I (middle-aged woman) got selected for NoS. More randomness, I guess.
I don't think it's just that the male TSOs don't like doing the grope (except maybe on kids) because they are afraid they'll get clobbered sooner or later, so the elderly and women are more likely to get randomly selected.
I think it's also that more male TSOs dislike groping other men and are willing to balk at doing so. I don't think the women like doing it either, but I suspect they aren't quite as grossed out about it.
Certainly conversations about this with friends/family lead me to think this is so. The guys uniformly react with horror at the idea of having to touch another guy's 'junk' or rear. The women don't relish it either, but there doesn't seem to be a feminine equivalent of homophobia.
Going through the checkpoint at ORD yesterday. I dump everything in bins and on the belt and head for the WTMD. Young male TSO asks if my pockets are empty. I say 'yes' and he tells me to 'step this way' (NoS). I say "I'll have to opt out". He looks at a fellow TSO standing next to the WTMD. The second TSO shrugs. The first TSO says (says, not barks), 'OK, go on' and points to the WTMD.
That was it. No grope.
Interestingly enough, it was very slow. Four male pax ahead of me, all of whom went through the WTMD (no one in NoS during that time). I (middle-aged woman) got selected for NoS. More randomness, I guess.
I don't think it's just that the male TSOs don't like doing the grope (except maybe on kids) because they are afraid they'll get clobbered sooner or later, so the elderly and women are more likely to get randomly selected.
I think it's also that more male TSOs dislike groping other men and are willing to balk at doing so. I don't think the women like doing it either, but I suspect they aren't quite as grossed out about it.
Certainly conversations about this with friends/family lead me to think this is so. The guys uniformly react with horror at the idea of having to touch another guy's 'junk' or rear. The women don't relish it either, but there doesn't seem to be a feminine equivalent of homophobia.
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well think about it, any news station worth its own, had a crew at its local air port... all the major networks were there... so of course the TSA is going to behave. But now that no one is looking too closely at them, and all the news crews left, now the public is REALLY gonna get for punishment for making them have to be 'nice'
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Certainly conversations about this with friends/family lead me to think this is so. The guys uniformly react with horror at the idea of having to touch another guy's 'junk' or rear. The women don't relish it either, but there doesn't seem to be a feminine equivalent of homophobia.
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Being relatively new to FT and the frequent flier crowd -- were there as many horror stories about TSA power trips (the woman with the breast milk comes to mind first) happening last year and before this mess? Have these abuses been going on all of this time and I just wasn't aware because I wasn't tapped in or seeing it on the news?
I guess as a noob I'm trying to figure out what the line between "normal" and "not normal" is. Is "normal" pre-shampoo and pre-shoes? Were there power trip horror stories then too?
I guess as a noob I'm trying to figure out what the line between "normal" and "not normal" is. Is "normal" pre-shampoo and pre-shoes? Were there power trip horror stories then too?
I think what you are seeing now is a LOT of people coming forward with stories of abuses from the past few years. People who thought, "Oh it was just me" or "It was just one jerk screener" or "I'll be forbidden from flying if I complain" are now realizing that the problem is pervasive and is getting worse.
For the vast majority of Americans who fly less than once a year, travel is stressful and confusing. A bad experience at the TSA checkpoint is equivalent inconvenience to the flight being delayed or canceled due to weather or the display listing the wrong gate so you have to run a mile through a crowded terminal. If you fly on a regular basis, it is easier to differentiate between "stuff happens" and "a pervasive pattern of abuses and absurdities". I think that since FT is a board for frequent fliers, we are more alert to anomalies and abuses of the system, so searching back through historical threads in this forum will yield a lot of information.
But to answer your question, "what is normal?", every time an attack has been attempted, TSA responds with increased 'security' measures. Shoes and liquids were inconvenient, but I think that three things in the recent past have really upped the stakes:
1) The court gave some sanction to TSA's 'administrative' searches in US v. Aukai, and TSA has interpreted this as a blank check to ignore the Fourth Amendment.
2) The Christmas/underwear bomber gave TSA/DHS a black eye - there were more red flags on that guy than a used car lot, but he slipped through TSA's 'layered security'.
3) The Obama administration is afraid of looking 'soft on terror', so they are overcorrecting - ignoring/facilitating the increased encroachment on civil liberties. (I'm not 100% sure on this one, Obama also seems to have a fundamental belief that government should reduce risk for its citizens so that may have a role here.) In any case, he appointed Janet Napolitano, and I think most people on the TS&S forum would say the TSA has become noticeably worse during her tenure.
ETA: I think that TSA will moderate their current 'most offensive' behaviors until some of the political dust settles. For example, I opted out today, and received a very polite and professional patdown, back of the hands used around breasts, the groin check stopped when her hand brushed the top of my inseam - definitely no contact or pressure on my genitals. They were accommodating about letting me watch my stuff; they had me waiting outside the WTMD while they located a female TSO, and I asked if I could walk through to keep an eye on my stuff and they let me.
The only hassle was when a partially toothless TSO informed me that I shouldn't have been allowed to go through until they found a female agent, and "if they had known I was opting out, they wouldn't have let me put my stuff through the x-ray". It seems like there is always one TSO who feels compelled to get a few digs in while everyone else tries to be polite and professional. But I also think the toothless guy was correct: that TSA is trying desperately to avoid the 'double opt-out' scenario by describing the patdown thoroughly and obtaining 'consent' before you enter screening.
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Let's figure a 30 minute drive to get to the airport (I think that is far below what most people need).
Minimum, 15 minutes from the time they park their cars until they get to the TSA line.
Let's say another 15 minutes to get to the screening, be checked, and get dressed again.
One hour has already gone by. They now need, say, 10 minutes to get to the gate and, if they arrive just as boarding begins, 30 minutes sitting on the ground until the plane is ready to back out. It has now taken them 1 hour, 40minutes.
Let's give it another 10 minutes on the tarmac until they are cleared for take off. Finally, after 1 hour and 50 minutes they are in the air.
A five hour drive would be about 250 miles, so this is a short flight -- say, 40 minutes. Let's give it another 10 minutes from landing, through taxiing, until the doors open. 2 hrs and 40 minutes are gone.
They do not have any checked luggage, so they have no wait for it, but it will probably take them 10 minutes to walk from the gate to the the front of the terminal. 2 hrs and 50 minutes.
They have no car, so they are probably going to rent one. We'll put it at 10 minutes until the shuttle bus arrives, another 10 minutes to get to the car rental, and a third 10 minutes to get the car, check it to make certain there are no problems, and to drive away with it. 3 hrs and 20 minutes.
Again, throw in a 30 minute drive from the airport to their destination. They have now gotten to 3 hrs and 50 minutes, door-to-door.
I think that it's fair to say that these times are minimal and it will probably take longer, but let's go with them.
Your co-workers have saved a total of 1 hour and 10 minutes. For this, they have severely restricted themselves as to what they can take with them (remember, checked baggage would have extended the time and many things can not be put in hand luggage).
Moreover, they have subjected themselves to all of the uncertainties of air travel. Will the plane they are planning to take arrive at their airport in time or it will it be delayed by weather at its departure airport? Will there be a mechanical issue which will force a delay? If it is such a short flight, they will probably be stuck in a Barbie jet -- do they like that idea?
All that for a savings of 70 minutes? Sorry, but I would take a car anytime for that distance.
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But let's assume your numbers are correct. I do live only 15 minutes from DFW airport.
The extra 70 minutes you save by flying is actually doubled for the round trip, so it becomes nearly 2.5 hours of extra productive time in the middle of your workday. I can fly DFW-IAH round trip easily in a single day, and have a nice long meeting in the middle. Leave the house at 7:30 for a 9:00 am flight, meet from 11 am to 4 pm, home by 6 or 7 pm. Less than a 12-hour day, and that assumes a 5-hour meeting. Plus it's easier to sit on a plane for an hour or so, where I can sleep, eat, or work, rather than concentrating on driving for 4 hours.
If I drove, I would leave the house at 7:30, hit Dallas traffic, drive 4 hours, hit Houston lunch traffic, two hour meeting, drive 4 hours and probably hit Dallas traffic again. I consider the uncertainty of driving in traffic to be equivalent to the uncertainty of airport delays.
In either case, I shouldn't have to include the possibility of a government agent groping me or seeing me naked as part of my calculus.

