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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:20 am
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Originally Posted by Pyeinthesky
Whatever next?
Big sheds, which nobody's allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals they put in them. And these chickens are scared. They don't know why they're so big. They go 'oh why am I so massive?' And they're looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:23 am
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:29 am
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
Oh, did you bump into Babs there?
Streisand today, Posh Spice yesterday - studying for Mastermind or something?

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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:34 am
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Originally Posted by Teece
"Our next contestant's chosen specialised subject is female songstresses in the tabloids. Smirnoff, your two minutes starts...now."
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Boys, don't ever call me for taking threads off topic again

Ahhhh, I think I'll have, erm..... a pint of bitter please
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:40 am
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Originally Posted by G-BOAC
Big sheds, which nobody's allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals they put in them. And these chickens are scared. They don't know why they're so big. They go 'oh why am I so massive?' And they're looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.
Well I think your comments are ill founded. They are deeply ignorant, they show a complete lack of understanding of modern agricultural methods, and simply serve to highlight the sort of intense stupidity that farmers encounter from armchair pundits who forget to think before they open their mouths.
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:41 am
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Originally Posted by Boddingtons
Boys, don't ever call me for taking threads off topic again

Ahhhh, I think I'll have, erm..... a pint of bitter please
Is this a friend of yours?
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:46 am
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Originally Posted by Smirnoff
Who, Tarquin or Gladys?

I get all tingley when she says "Give us another rub down with that chip fat"
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:47 am
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Originally Posted by Boddingtons
a pint of bitter please
Any particular brand?
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:50 am
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Originally Posted by Boddingtons
Boys, don't ever call me for taking threads off topic again

It's his fault, Sir, all his fault.
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 8:57 am
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Originally Posted by Boddingtons
Us Northerners aren't brought up with a silver spoon in our mouths! *

* Ahem.
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 9:15 am
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Originally Posted by Boddingtons
Stainless steel with a plastic handle if we're lucky*!
* Further evidence, your honour
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 9:24 am
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Originally Posted by Boddingtons
M'lud, I move to have the above submission stricken from the record. There's no need to put the jury through such an explicit visual experience.

Boddingtons has always been well supported.

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Old Jul 18, 2007, 9:59 am
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I have missed you all. XXXXXX I have never seen a thread diverted by so much banter. Boddingtons - if the role had not already been filled and if I were as rich as Spice then you Darling would have my credit card much as Jack has (or did) Karen's in Will and Grace.

I just wish that I have someone else's card to buy my First Class travel. I use Him Indoors and the bill always seems to end up on my doormat. Such is the nature of joint accounts.
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Old Jul 18, 2007, 10:33 am
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I'm trying to work but need a break to go out and buy a stetson. I was also thinking of one of these but wasn't sure it would fit within the new BA bag rules:

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