Mile High Club "etiquette"
Dec 1, 2013, 11:04 am
#106
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Dec 1, 2013, 11:27 am
#107
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This entire thread reminds me of the scene in "Up in the Air" with George Clooney where his character boasts about 'doing it' on a plane to Vera Farminga's character describing how it was a transatlantic overnight flight and he had to come up with a cover to justify going into the loo together.
Vera Farminga's character then retorts that she did it on a regional jet daytime flight.
Vera Farminga's character then retorts that she did it on a regional jet daytime flight.
Dec 1, 2013, 11:32 am
#108
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Dec 1, 2013, 11:59 am
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Dec 1, 2013, 12:28 pm
#110
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It was in a 777. There are 2 curtains: one behind the F cabin and one before the J galley. F Toilets are just between those 2 curtains. So very discreet location.
I was coming from club walking back to my seat and as I opened the curtain, I saw the 2 chaps entering the toilets.
Don't think they knew each other as one came back 5 minutes after the other one and no other word exchanged for the duration of the flight.
I was coming from club walking back to my seat and as I opened the curtain, I saw the 2 chaps entering the toilets.
Don't think they knew each other as one came back 5 minutes after the other one and no other word exchanged for the duration of the flight.
Dec 2, 2013, 5:44 am
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Dec 10, 2013, 7:13 pm
#114
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Dec 10, 2013, 9:30 pm
#115
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From the Sexual Offences Act 2003
71Sexual activity in a public lavatory
[F1(1)A person commits an offence if—
(a)he is in a lavatory to which the public or a section of the public has or is permitted to have access, whether on payment or otherwise,
(b)he intentionally engages in an activity, and,
(c)the activity is sexual.
(2)For the purposes of this section, an activity is sexual if a reasonable person would, in all the circumstances but regardless of any person’s purpose, consider it to be sexual.
(3)A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6 months or a fine not exceeding level 5 on the standard scale or both.]
71Sexual activity in a public lavatory
[F1(1)A person commits an offence if—
(a)he is in a lavatory to which the public or a section of the public has or is permitted to have access, whether on payment or otherwise,
(b)he intentionally engages in an activity, and,
(c)the activity is sexual.
(2)For the purposes of this section, an activity is sexual if a reasonable person would, in all the circumstances but regardless of any person’s purpose, consider it to be sexual.
(3)A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6 months or a fine not exceeding level 5 on the standard scale or both.]
Dec 11, 2013, 1:11 am
#116
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Dec 12, 2013, 4:32 pm
#117
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Finding it amusing that not one of the male geeks replying here admitted any nice sex on board? I did repeatedly. But this seems like an extremely judgmental forum.
I leave the door open next time if you leave your prejudice at home@:-)
I leave the door open next time if you leave your prejudice at home@:-)
May 8, 2014, 6:30 am
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And the latest members (on baord a VS flights...)
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