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Old Jun 8, 2011, 7:50 pm
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A Trip to the Dump (aka PHL Term F)

Lessons in the Philly "F" terminal

I love Piedmont airlines as much as any carrier, especially any regional, but flying into the Philly "F" terminal, aka "The Dump" has taught me many life lessons.

- If at all possible, hold it
I am yet to use the urinal at the dump without coming out with sticky shoes... enough said

- Don't expect anything of the gate agents or the "special services" agents
I've had many interesting experiences, but I'll share this one. On a recent connection, I arrived early (yay Piedmont!) and decided to see if I could "move up" to the earlier connecting flight. I went to special services as there was no gate agent. The special services agent proceeded to tell me that the flight had already left... I then double checked the gate (wisdom for any FTer) and found that the incoming plane's jetway was just extending to the plane to greet the plane. I then went back to special services agent #2. She proceeded to call the gate (literally 20 ft from her) where there was no gate agent still. She told me she could not do anything and I had to talk to the gate agent (who was mia). I went and stood by the gate until the incoming plane had fully deplaned and only then did a gate agent show up who tried to talk me out of moving up (it's going to be really expensive) until I calmed her down and told her it was ok, I'm a US Preferred. Lesson - don't expect anything... you will receive wrong information frequently and must use your FT common sense

- Don't expect correct gate information
My gate information always says I'm departing to Harrisburg/York (a throw back to the Capital City days when Harrisburg's airport was in York county). They manually update the destinations and departure times. They are frequently incorrect and/or missing digits (flight numbers, departure times, etc). It's kind of like Wrigley Field's scoreboard but without the nostalgia.

- Lack of quality eatery
Don't arrive hungry here. Your choices are bad, worse, and inedible. There is a bar that serves 32 oz beers. You may need this.

- The "Dump Truck"
In order to connect to "the other airport" you must either walk and reclear security or take "the dump truck." The "Dump Truck" (passed off as a shuttle) rarely has climate control, runs infrequently enough that those with close connections will be wishing they had made the long walk/run, and often has to stop for planes enroute to the "other airport". The staff's job is to run this like a prison bus.

- Signage
A number of points here. Throughout the terminal they only sign F term flights. Many passengers become confused when they don't see their flight listed (is in cancelled? gasp! or worse yet if it is similar, but not exact they go to the wrong gate for the wrong, later flight. The only board that shows all US flights is next to the Dump Truck gate. Oddly enough, all throughout the main corridor, Amtrak is the key advertiser offering to "lower your CO2 footprint". Very interesting in a terminal filled with connections to those cities on Amtrak's NEC. Maybe they are trying to tell you something.

I've said enough. Now let's hear your lessons learned.

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Old Jun 8, 2011, 8:03 pm
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The next Snake Plisskin movie - escape from PHL.
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Old Jun 8, 2011, 8:11 pm
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Originally Posted by LowlyDLsilver
The next Snake Plisskin movie - escape from PHL.
Yes, can we please get someone to Photoshop Kurt Russell @ the dump?
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Old Jun 8, 2011, 8:57 pm
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Originally Posted by tolkiennut
Lessons in the Philly "F" terminal

I love Piedmont airlines as much as any carrier, especially any regional, but flying into the Philly "F" terminal, aka "The Dump" has taught me many life lessons.

- If at all possible, hold it
I am yet to use the urinal at the dump without coming out with sticky shoes... enough said
Thankfully, the US Club restroom is usually clean, if undersized. But the public restrooms seem to be a mess even by 6:30am on any given day.

Originally Posted by tolkiennut
- Don't expect anything of the gate agents or the "special services" agents
I've had many interesting experiences, but I'll share this one. On a recent connection, I arrived early (yay Piedmont!) and decided to see if I could "move up" to the earlier connecting flight. I went to special services as there was no gate agent. The special services agent proceeded to tell me that the flight had already left... I then double checked the gate (wisdom for any FTer) and found that the incoming plane's jetway was just extending to the plane to greet the plane. I then went back to special services agent #2. She proceeded to call the gate (literally 20 ft from her) where there was no gate agent still. She told me she could not do anything and I had to talk to the gate agent (who was mia). I went and stood by the gate until the incoming plane had fully deplaned and only then did a gate agent show up who tried to talk me out of moving up (it's going to be really expensive) until I calmed her down and told her it was ok, I'm a US Preferred. Lesson - don't expect anything... you will receive wrong information frequently and must use your FT common sense
There are some occasionally good GAs there, but most aren't and it seems to be a training ground. Goes to hell quickly in IRROPS.

Originally Posted by tolkiennut
- The "Dump Truck"
In order to connect to "the other airport" you must either walk and reclear security or take "the dump truck." The "Dump Truck" (passed off as a shuttle) rarely has climate control, runs infrequently enough that those with close connections will be wishing they had made the long walk/run, and often has to stop for planes enroute to the "other airport". The staff's job is to run this like a prison bus.
Since F is the only terminal with a body scanner at TSA (unless they've gotten them in the D/E checkpoint, I haven't been through there in a while), as someone whose home airport is PHL, I've been clearing at B/C then busing over from C16. At least of late they seem to have newer buses or are cleaning them better. I'm not going to say I enjoy the ride, but I've been less repulsed lately.

Originally Posted by tolkiennut
- Signage
A number of points here. Throughout the terminal they only sign F term flights. Many passengers become confused when they don't see their flight listed (is in cancelled? gasp! or worse yet if it is similar, but not exact they go to the wrong gate for the wrong, later flight. The only board that shows all US flights is next to the Dump Truck gate.
The airport really should fix this. It's also an issue in A-West near the end of the terminal (the A25-26 area), only showing flights out of there.

I did notice late last week that on the monitors around F5 they put up a sign saying the monitors only had F departures and to go to F9 (the bus loading area) for the full flight list. That should help that issue a bit, except for those people who don't bother to read it, but it should've been done years ago.

Originally Posted by tolkiennut
Oddly enough, all throughout the main corridor, Amtrak is the key advertiser offering to "lower your CO2 footprint". Very interesting in a terminal filled with connections to those cities on Amtrak's NEC. Maybe they are trying to tell you something.

I've said enough. Now let's hear your lessons learned.
I think that's smart marketing on Amtrak's part.

Aside from the food, the lack of cleanliness, useless employees, and misery followed by misery in a miniature seat when you actually board a plane, my other complaint is the remarkable lack of seating at gates. It's like the architects were expecting no more than 50% loads on any flight when they designed the waiting areas. And to think F is "so much better" than the Express loading mess that was once C16.
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 1:17 am
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Originally Posted by phlwookie
Since F is the only terminal with a body scanner at TSA (unless they've gotten them in the D/E checkpoint, I haven't been through there in a while), as someone whose home airport is PHL, I've been clearing at B/C then busing over from C16. At least of late they seem to have newer buses or are cleaning them better. I'm not going to say I enjoy the ride, but I've been less repulsed lately.
On an unrelated note, I flew out of PHL a couple of weekends ago, and it appears that they've installed one each in both B & C. Both had long lines, seemingly as a result, so I trekked down to D and cleared with ease.

tolkiennut - hilarious. Almost makes me want to bus over to F during a long layover just to see the fun firsthand.

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Old Jun 9, 2011, 4:59 am
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Didn't USair get sued for putting all their sub par gate agents over to the F side?

They claimed some kid of bias, but it is clear, F has poorer quality gate agents than the B/C terminals.
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 6:37 am
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Can't be worse than the GAs in the E terminal at CLT. They are clearly being punished for something.
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 7:35 am
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Originally Posted by Ottermatic
On an unrelated note, I flew out of PHL a couple of weekends ago, and it appears that they've installed one each in both B & C. Both had long lines, seemingly as a result, so I trekked down to D and cleared with ease.
None at B as of last week, nor A-West as of Sunday night. Long lines aren't rare at either, especially Monday mornings or other peak times and aren't necessarily tied to body scanners. They definitely would have space issues related to getting them in both checkpoints, and even over at A as well.
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 9:18 am
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Worse than the ORD Terminal 2? Where the RCC feels like a Greyhound station?
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 9:47 am
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Originally Posted by Zanotti
Didn't USair get sued for putting all their sub par gate agents over to the F side?

They claimed some kid of bias, but it is clear, F has poorer quality gate agents than the B/C terminals.

Two different companies working ground operations here. Mainline US is on A/B/C in PHL and B/C/D in CLT. Piedmont is on F in PHL and E in CLT.

I will say I have always had great service by Piedmont employees. I have some complex employee reservations and the F agents are the only ones that have been able to do them. The CLT mainline employees that I have come in contact with hate express so you can imagine how my experience with those agents have been.
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 10:07 am
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Originally Posted by phlwookie
There are some occasionally good GAs there, but most aren't and it seems to be a training ground. Goes to hell quickly in IRROPS.
At any given time, a female GA (when present) is surrounded by multiple male baggage handlers laughing and talking. When male BH are not present, female GA is talking on her cell phone or texting.

Waiting for a flight at the very end of F (F19-23, where muliple gates are crammed together), female GA is busy talking with multiple male BHs. She was standing at the podium at gate F22 where my flight was to depart. My flight is already delayed about 30 minutes awaiting the flight crew. Flight crew approaches, looks around and walks through the open door at gate F23. GA doesn't have a clue. About 15 minutes later, one of the pilots comes walking out of F23 and asks the GA for the paperwork for the Richmond flight. GA looks at the pilot and says, "Oh, that flight is leaving from F22 not F23." Pilot starts to say something, bites his tongue and goes walking back to F23 to get the others. They were real happy when they walked past the GA to get on the correct plane.

Originally Posted by phlwookie
Aside from the food, the lack of cleanliness, useless employees, and misery followed by misery in a miniature seat when you actually board a plane, my other complaint is the remarkable lack of seating at gates. It's like the architects were expecting no more than 50% loads on any flight when they designed the waiting areas.
Waiting for a flight from the gate right next to security (1st gate on the left). All seats were completely full and no place to stand. I was standing next to the table in the walkway and put my computer bag on the table. PHL cop standing at the podium quickly walks over to me and tells me to remove it from the table as this table was only for those people clearing security. As I looked around, there was no one in the security line and no one needing to use the table. PHL cop told me if I didn't "move away from the table or you'll be escorted out of the airport." Philadelphia: The City of unBrotherly Love!

And now the construction is removing even more seats!! Outstanding!

More than once, this has happened:
Original departure - 9:15PM Gate F22

Monitor in F -Depart 10:00pm Gate F22
Monitor in USAir Club - Depart 10:30pm Gate F23
USAir Website - Cancelled
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 10:32 am
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Originally Posted by bucs0721
And now the construction is removing even more seats!! Outstanding!
PHL is home for me, but I avoid F to the extent possible, so forgive my cluelessness on this, but what are they doing? All I see is a bunch of torn-up concrete around the food court area. http://www.phl.org/construction.html mentions this but not that it has started:

"Terminal F is being expanded to accommodate the increasing passengers traffic due to additional service to new international locations. This project is estimated over $125 million and includes relocating the Baggage Claim, expanding the Security Checkpoint, installing a Checked Baggage Inspection System (CBIS), expanding the Baggage Claim and Concourse, renovations to the Ticketing area, and developing additional space for concessions. "
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Originally Posted by phlwookie
PHL is home for me, but I avoid F to the extent possible, so forgive my cluelessness on this, but what are they doing? All I see is a bunch of torn-up concrete around the food court area. http://www.phl.org/construction.html mentions this but not that it has started:

"Terminal F is being expanded to accommodate the increasing passengers traffic due to additional service to new international locations. This project is estimated over $125 million and includes relocating the Baggage Claim, expanding the Security Checkpoint, installing a Checked Baggage Inspection System (CBIS), expanding the Baggage Claim and Concourse, renovations to the Ticketing area, and developing additional space for concessions. "
I don't really know what they're doing. They have shut down some of the gates further reducing seats. And they're tearing up concrete in front of most of the gates. I can't tell why they're doing that.

The things listed above are all OUTSIDE of security except the "additional space for concessions".

Can't tell you how excited I am for more overpriced fastfood.
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 11:57 am
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Termina F stinks, especially if its a departure, and you have to try to figure out what gate to go to. That being Said Jet rock is the bomb, and If i can I try to fly through Philly just so i can stop there and get some Troegs. Only problem is i can only get there from myr on sat/sun, and its on express which means F terminal an no Upgrade(at least for a while longer)
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Old Jun 9, 2011, 12:07 pm
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Termina F stinks, especially if its a departure, and you have to try to figure out what gate to go to. That being Said Jet rock is the bomb, and If i can I try to fly through Philly just so i can stop there and get some Troegs. Only problem is i can only get there from myr on sat/sun, and its on express which means F terminal an no Upgrade(at least for a while longer)
This is where the 32 oz beer previously mentioned comes into play!
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