I am quite sure that no matter what they are, you will hate them. You will find a reason to hate them.
Well, that's probably true.
Seriously, I should add that, with the rare and very notable exception, I find most of the TSOs I encounter to be polite, pleasant, efficient and professional. The problem isn't you folks in the field, and I have no problem with you doing th job you were hired to do. It's those who set the policies which, I believe with all my heart, make a negligible contribution to the safety and security of flying, but, more and more, are not merely annoying and intrusive but transgress constitutional limitations on government power.
I aint gonna risk my job.
Please don't. We value the contributions to FT from you and the other TSA folks who are kind enough to post here.