Checked into a Marriott tonight. After some confusion because they didn't seem to have the type of room I booked, the person at the front desk offered me the "Presidential Suite" and said you are really going to love the room. I headed upstairs, found a Do Not Disturb sign on the door and, rather than using the keycard, I knocked. Two women answered the door.
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What would you do?
So, I guess we're all sleeping here tonight, eh.