Well that is good or you would have to go here:

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/delta...ding-fast.html

And if you grip too much you end up:

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/delta...a-stories.html

But on a more serious note (well, sorta, kinda anyway), a few years back after the appetizer on an Alitalia flight in Magnifica they ran out of red wine. Now, as I am sure you assumed as well, red wine should run out of the taps on Alitalia but I learned it does not.

I next assumed, also incorrectly, we would divert to fix this! I mean it was Alitalia after all. I was told I would have put up with* Champagne and white wine.

*(did I miss the point of this thread)?