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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 10:34 pm
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Originally Posted by javabytes
Don't worry... I'm sure these rogue airports processing passengers efficiently will quickly be brought into line.
Yeah, well, she's got a couple of options:
  • Keep insisting that the lines are long even when they're not. (in the style of Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf , cousin of TSA's own Bloggy Bob); or
  • Order TSA checkpoint staff to slow the lines down deliberately (relies on them being able to carry out instructions, so this is risky); or
  • Take half the TSA workforce, put 'em in civvies, and have them spend all day repeatedly going through the (now depleted) checkpoints to make the lines longer.
I'll take option 3.
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