Why do people wear any clothes at all that are more tailored or fashioned than a burlap sack? I mean, why wear a suit, or a tie, or a pretty red dress? Why would women want to put on makeup, or why would anyone want to wear jewelry? Oh the horror - attracting attention!!

Are you for real, or is this a meta-sarcastic response? The fact that your location is CLT sadly makes me think you're legit, though.