Originally Posted by
Marathon Man
when you convince your pregnant wife to fly to this special hospital you know about that's the best for child delivery because you happen to already KNOW there are promos for hotels near it, and a good MR can be had when you fly there together, and when you fly back with the new child, you get sign up bonus miles for him or her
Superb. This is the one! I should have thought of that so I would not have had to wait the six days. Ahh, the things I learn on FlyerTalk.

