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Old Dec 22, 2010 | 12:30 am
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RATM
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Originally Posted by JennyElf
Please tell me that I'm not going to have to be searched before getting close to a salad bar now...

Although this might do wonders for the obesity levels in the US.
Yes, my father felt the need to bring up this terror alert. Simple solution:

Strip search/grope anyone approaching a buffet line. Think of all the dangerous things you can put in food. Don't like it, don't eat.

They're using poison, so we're going to have to ban liquids from restaurants. The constitution doesn't say you have the right to order liquid with your solid foods.
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