Originally Posted by ButIsItArt

And aren't there some choice surfer terms for such newbies? And aren't there also some rather nasty things that experienced surfers do to the noobs? In comparison, we FF'ers are far more civilized than that!




Maybe he would be a Golden Kettle



That's the difference between an FF'ers and a Kettle - a true FF'er would never let the McD fries go cold, and would eat them in F while they are still hot and golden delicious crisp (usually during boarding, where FF'ers might be able to score a pre-departure beer to go along with the hot and golden delicious crisp fries). A Kettle in Y (or F) would let them get soggy and give off that skanky greasy smell.