Originally Posted by
IslandBased
I feel safe knowing that I'm not the one who will probably get bitten by the monkey.

Even if the monkey goes bananas on the TSA because the TSA spanked or otherwise abused the monkey, the TSA will still monkey around at airports as long as the TSA remains less accountable than a monkey.
Amongst the things the TSA and monkeys share in common -- they both steal or damage property owned by others.