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Old Apr 10, 2017, 3:37 pm
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Talking .bomb seatmap humor

I think it's a good time to lighten the mood in this forum.
While checking my res I reviewed my seat selection for the flight that's supposed to take me back from Cancun.

http://imgur.com/a/aotIo

I call this the 737-MIN. So do I get to sit in the cockpit?
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 3:56 pm
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So do I get to sit in the cockpit?
Nope, you get the lav.
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 3:57 pm
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Overbooked by 100 seats? They are going to be dragging a lot of people off of that one.
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 4:07 pm
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Can someone explain the .bomb meme?
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 4:10 pm
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That's awesome. No seats for you!
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 4:13 pm
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That's not a 737-900... unless the - is a Minus sign!
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 4:19 pm
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Originally Posted by t325
Nope, you get the lav.
I'd rather hang out in the galley and eat all the stroopwafels.

Originally Posted by rin1018
That's awesome. No seats for you!
Also, no wings either but thankfully there are 4 emergency exits.
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 4:21 pm
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No congregating in the galleries or near the lavs!


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Old Apr 10, 2017, 4:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Explorer789
Can someone explain the .bomb meme?
united.bomb

A cute name for the pre-merger UA website, which was not known for its reliability.
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 4:51 pm
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united.bomb

A cute name for the pre-merger UA website, which was not known for its reliability.
In contrast to the post-merger UA website, which is.
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 6:42 pm
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Originally Posted by notquiteaff
A cute name
I think adjectives other than "cute" are more appropriate.
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 8:49 pm
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Originally Posted by iapetus
No congregating in the galleries or near the lavs!


If only they would turn the rear galley into an onboard bar.
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 9:03 pm
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Awww what a little cutie!
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Old Apr 10, 2017, 9:13 pm
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.bomb was pretty unreliable despite some features that were nice IF they were working, like pricing the outbound and return live on the same screen. Of course, when it crashed everything or failed to return the ticket with that price, then it was useless.

Easy Chicken was fun too. (That was the nickname of the PMUA kiosks, officially Easy Check-In. Stuff was "Easy" back in the 2000s; Easy Check-In, Easy Updates...even if it was actually hard.)
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Old Apr 11, 2017, 2:39 am
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What is First and what is Economy Plus on that seat map?
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