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adambrau Jun 4, 2010 11:23 am

drinks service in C
 
I always feel that the time between the first drink service in business class, after takeoff, and the top up that follows (just before the meal service begins) is a bit rushed. I mean unless you are a die hard alcoholic (which I am borderline) who can down an entire glass of champagne in 3 minutes, i just sort of feel it is almost pushy "Here have your drink and have some more". Especially when you are on a flight of 9 or more hours, what is the rush. Anyway, it's a small thing but it bugs me.

rkaradi Jun 4, 2010 11:23 am


Originally Posted by EnvoyBoy (Post 14074481)
Too much jewelry on the flight attendants. I swear I was woken up every five minutes the other day HKG-SFO as they roamed the aisles with their big water bottles with the racket their many bracelets were making clanking together. It was like trying to sleep in the middle of a construction zone. For this I paid $200 r/t and used a SWU to upgrade?? :D

Really??? Nice find.


Originally Posted by hobo13 (Post 14075424)
I developed a technique to solve this. Put it under your breakfast dish (or dinner dish). The dishes are usually too hot, and the butter too cold. By the second law of thermodynamics, the heat is transferred from the dish to the butter, thus reducing the chances of burning your fingers while simultaneously making your butter spreadable. :p

I cut a hole in the croisant and stick the butter in it and hope for the best. But now that I think of it where has the butter been and how could I put it in wrapper and all. :(


My complaint...not enough bad wine in DOM F.

andyh64000 Jun 4, 2010 11:56 am


Originally Posted by hobo13 (Post 14075546)
Obviously, you don't leave the butter under there for 10 minutes! About 30 seconds is good, maybe 1 minute. I'm sure I can come up with an equation that describes how long is required if you really need me too.

My problem is that i leave the butter under the plate too long and it is liquid by the time I remember to take it out.

SFOTerry Jun 4, 2010 12:07 pm

Why is my crossword puzzle already done?

jhayes_1780 Jun 4, 2010 12:09 pm


Originally Posted by hobo13 (Post 14075424)
I developed a technique to solve this. Put it under your breakfast dish (or dinner dish). The dishes are usually too hot, and the butter too cold. By the second law of thermodynamics, the heat is transferred from the dish to the butter, thus reducing the chances of burning your fingers while simultaneously making your butter spreadable. :p

I have always done the EXACT same thing. I have also worked out timing.... I heat the butter once the tray is brought to me, I then get out the silverware, button my napkin, dress my salad.. by then the butter is just about right (not liquid, but very pliable.


Originally Posted by United737522 (Post 14076443)
Oh, I loved that stuff, wasn't it called Fiesta Snack mix or something like that? I miss that...

Depends on how long ago.... my favorite were the eagle snacks from Anheuser-Busch

PremEggsec Jun 4, 2010 12:18 pm

Remember those great little matted glass salt and pepper shakers? How I do miss them! They elevated the whole meal into the "tolerable" range.

fadeforward Jun 4, 2010 12:51 pm


Originally Posted by United737522 (Post 14076443)

Originally Posted by PDXPremier (Post 14076372)
I miss the bag of pretzels they served a long time ago in Y :(

Oh, I loved that stuff, wasn't it called Fiesta Snack mix or something like that? I miss that...

Whoa, whoa, there's a HUGE difference between a bag of pretzels and the Fiesta Snack Mix

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/unite...-soy-nuts.html.

hobo13 Jun 4, 2010 1:03 pm


Originally Posted by PanHam (Post 14076008)
Second law works fine in this case, too. Heat is the transfer of energy from a warmer body to a colder body. The second law states that heat cannot be completely transferred into work. And, heating butter with a hot dish increases entropy of the system, as well, with increased kinetic energy of the butter molecules. The first law simply states that the U = q + w, that total internal energy equals heat plus work, and that the energy of the universe is conserved.

Thanks G. I'm glad to see that you are putting all that physics 'crap' you learned this past year to good use! (kidding) I might just have to start respecting you pre-med guys a little bit more! ;)

Paella747 Jun 4, 2010 1:20 pm

Least Substantive?
 
Flying in General?: ...Those little ice-crystal snowflake-looking shapes that form on the windows at cruise altitude..... :mad:



United Airlines?: .....The windows are too dirty to see those little ice-crystal snowflake-looking shapes that form on the windows at cruise altitude.... :mad::mad:

sfgiants13 Jun 4, 2010 1:56 pm

When I was younger (I was still 6'2") some guy was complaining about how I got an exit row and that I'm too young for it and he should have it instead. He claimed he was more deserving of the better seat.:rolleyes:

kevincrumbs Jun 4, 2010 1:56 pm

Mid flight snack in C invariably looks like something that could be purchased for $1.99 (or less) at a store on the ground. Ramen in styrofoam, sandwiches in saran wrap, etc.

The mid-flight snack on AC in Y YVR-HKG looks better than the ones in C on UA.

nigelloring Jun 4, 2010 2:01 pm

Since this is in the UA forum, shouldn't this thread be "What's the Stupidest, Least Substantive Thing You Can Complain About And Get Compensation For?"

beltway Jun 4, 2010 2:04 pm

Despite my repeated requests, UA still hasn't outfitted the 757-200 fleet with holodecks.

HNLescapee Jun 4, 2010 2:12 pm

When the industrial diswashers magnetize the silverware! I hate it when the handles stick together and the knife comes up dangling off the fork! Either that, or the knife handle moves three centimeters to the right while I'm picking up my spoon and I have to spend precious, precious calories retrieving it from its elaborate utensil mating ritual!

andyh64000 Jun 4, 2010 2:20 pm


Originally Posted by beltway (Post 14077497)
Despite my repeated requests, UA still hasn't outfitted the 757-200 fleet with holodecks.

I believe that is purely an economic decision. Holodecks use an enourmous amount of power. Even if one were to be installed 9 out of 10 times the door would be covered up with a piece of plastic.


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