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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 3:55 am

A little try at home gift and a flyer for the shop

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The cheesecake is good, the tea is vile, the colour is very appropriate :D

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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 4:29 am

Stop 2 is Sesamo for Sonhos

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Light pastry, cane sugar, and cinnamon, all very tasty

JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 4:50 am

Stop 3 is only a few feet away, the bakery Fabrica Sto Antonio

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A small sample of the cake an a selection of biscuits

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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 5:00 am

Not a stop, but a recommendation on the way past. I guess it is not a stop as they do not sell cake :D

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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 5:37 am

Stop 4, the market Mercado Dos Labradores

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A Madeira wine and chocolate tasting

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The Madeira was a three year old dry.. And I couldn’t resist a jewel box of chocolates

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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 5:51 am

Stop 6 is a fruit tasting. Oh well :D

macaronesia on the roof of the market

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my fruit has arrived :D

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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 6:41 am

The seventh and final stop is Galeria for a sit down meal

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First up, garlic bread

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A choice of beverage, II’ll start with the white as the first course is fish (tuna and black scabbard fish)

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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 7:25 am

Nice food and a very easy drinking wine

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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 7:30 am

A surprise final stop for a drink. I’ve gone for the Nikita which is beer, wine, and ice cream, dangerous stuff!
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This Nikita is very dangerous, you would not know there is wine and beer in it.

And with that, the tour is at an end and it is time to head to the tuk tuk meeting point

sonomawine Mar 8, 2025 8:29 am

You are easily on your way to writing a book on food tours of the world. Always a good start to Saturday to find a JapesUK adventure on FT!

JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 8:46 am

Food tours I can do, tuk tuk tours, not so much! No show at the meeting point, no contact, no answer, so after ten minutes I gave up and went for a wander. Ten minutes later. I get a message that the driver is waiting, too little, too late!

A couple of random pics and then I’m going to head back to the hotel and try the rooftop bar, or a siesta, or both!

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JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 10:08 am

The siesta won the day, if only briefly, and a thirty minute snooze took the edge off rather nicely. Then it was time to head to the roof bar

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Second rainbow of the weekend

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And down to business with a good morning coffee and a Coral blonde

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The barman is a hoot, dry, cynical, sarcastic sense of humour, he seems somehow familiar ;) He definitely appreciates my National Sarcasm Society t-shirt

WiSK Mar 8, 2025 10:53 am

Cake tour looks great :tu:

Tuktuk not to be trusted. Did they offer any excuse?

JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 11:24 am


Originally Posted by WiSK (Post 36944612)
Cake tour looks great :tu:

Tuktuk not to be trusted. Did they offer any excuse?

No, once I said I had moved on I heard nothing, not even an apology. Chargeback to be sorted when I get around to it.


JapesUK Mar 8, 2025 11:30 am

Time for some solid food. The MadMarket restaurant is just over the road from the hotel and has some impressive Tripadvisor reviews. It is also completely empty, this could be a mistake!

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The menu

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I’ve gone for the Portuguese steak and an easy drinking Portuguese white, servers choice. I know, white wine and steak, but I will spend more time (and money!) on the wine than the food :D

There is a QR code on the little drinks menu to see the full list. Wine is at whatever price around the shop plus a €10 corkage


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