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Old Jul 5, 2005 | 9:03 pm
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The FA Monologues
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Old Jul 5, 2005 | 10:33 pm
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Old Jul 5, 2005 | 10:41 pm
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Thanks for posting that.
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Old Jul 5, 2005 | 10:53 pm
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That goooood! I especially like the one about FF miles/exit row.... Im gonna have to use that one!
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Old Jul 5, 2005 | 10:55 pm
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This this has nothing to do with United specifically it's off to TravelBuzz

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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 5:15 am
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"Please, I didn't just fall off the catering truck yesterday. I'm union! I could torch your house in full uniform, and I'd still have my job."

bwahahahahaha....

ooooooooooooooohhh mercy.....
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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 2:27 pm
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For all UA CH9 fanatics:

" Speaking of announcements, don't you just love it when one of the pilots blabs on about all sorts of technical crap? "We'll be landing on runway twenty-one right..." Like somebody is actually sitting there excited beyond belief, thinking, "Oh my God! That's my all time favorite runway!" I know I am. "
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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 4:07 pm
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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 6:25 pm
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Some good points there, but Dang! I can't help but monder what woud happen to me if I was on their flight and, upon boarding, did what I usually do and said a nice and polite "Hello?"
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