I think i have invented a new hilarious party game...

To take part you will need:
1 Mountain bike (the more expensive the more 'risk')
1 large bag to take said mountain bike (+ wheel bags if you wish)
A limited amount of tools to take said Mountain bike to pieces (less tools = more points)
Several rolls of bubble wrap
Several rolls of brown parcel tape...

Take said Mountain bike to pieces (without losing any) in the shortest amount of time possible.. (extra points for no swearing)
Wrap bike using bubble wrap and parcel tape, again in the shortest amount of time possible... (extra points for no swearing)
Put bike and enough tools to put bike back together in bag, without weighing more than you can carry..

Next stage is to get the 'bike in a bag' to the airport...

Then let the neanderthals...erm... i mean Baggage handlers, do their worst to try to destroy your hard work as they load it on an airplane for a trans-atlantic flight.

If you can unwrap the bike, and put it back together, and ride it in a straight line (without having to buy new bits) you are the winner!.

Will we get a party at the end?