Something a little on the lighter side....
Sep 5, 2000 | 1:29 pm
#1
Original Poster
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Plant City FL, CO SM, DL SM, Starwood GLD
Posts: 185
Something a little on the lighter side....
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make
the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked
their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead
raccoons.
"Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No,
thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
Sep 5, 2000 | 4:18 pm
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Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: St Paul 02/04...not flying Delta
Posts: 2,326
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Sh*t!"
Only the states of Georgia, Kentucky, South Carolina, West Virginia, Louisiana and Arkansas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Sh*t!"
Only the states of Georgia, Kentucky, South Carolina, West Virginia, Louisiana and Arkansas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"