Tendjewberrymud
Mar 16, 2000 | 10:28 pm
#1
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Tendjewberrymud
Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
conversation......
Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud"
Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after
reading this. This has been nominated for best email of 1999.
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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at
a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic
Review.....
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,an
English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. ... ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "You're welcome"
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conversation......
Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud"
Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after
reading this. This has been nominated for best email of 1999.
---------------------------------------------------------
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at
a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic
Review.....
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,an
English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. ... ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "You're welcome"
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Mar 17, 2000 | 6:28 am
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I think we've found the perfect job for Arturo! (To go there and straighten the place out)
You see: Everyone can be useful, somewhere in the world.
You see: Everyone can be useful, somewhere in the world.
Oct 20, 2007 | 5:01 pm
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I found this old gem I posted a bazillion years ago and thought it deserved a bump up to the top 
Oct 20, 2007 | 5:11 pm
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It was bumped up, fairly recently, sort of:
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=729060
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=729060
Oct 20, 2007 | 5:21 pm
#5
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It is considered bad form, not to mention a TOS violation, to bump very old threads (this one was 7 years old).
So, I am locking this one up. If you want to see the recent version, follow here: http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=729060
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So, I am locking this one up. If you want to see the recent version, follow here: http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=729060
Obscure2k
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