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Old Aug 1, 2015, 9:13 am
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Enjoy the hot towel that they provide to wipe your armpits with!
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Old Aug 2, 2015, 3:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Gunner14
Enjoy the hot towel that they provide to wipe your armpits with!
I kid you not, I've seen someone go inside their crotch with the towel for a serious clean-up. A vivid mental-DVD I cannot erase on a UA service HKG-BKK on the UD of a 747. Awful.
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Old Aug 3, 2015, 10:15 am
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I kid you not, I've seen someone go inside their crotch with the towel for a serious clean-up. A vivid mental-DVD I cannot erase on a UA service HKG-BKK on the UD of a 747. Awful.
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Old Aug 3, 2015, 10:36 am
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Originally Posted by LondonElite
I kid you not, I've seen someone go inside their crotch with the towel for a serious clean-up. A vivid mental-DVD I cannot erase on a UA service HKG-BKK on the UD of a 747. Awful.
Another reason why I don't fly UA ^
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Old Aug 3, 2015, 5:45 pm
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Originally Posted by LondonElite
I kid you not, I've seen someone go inside their crotch with the towel for a serious clean-up. A vivid mental-DVD I cannot erase on a UA service HKG-BKK on the UD of a 747. Awful.
Perhaps why UA no longer fly that route...
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Old Aug 3, 2015, 8:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Gunner14
Enjoy the hot towel that they provide to wipe your armpits with!
The last time I flew in fc, I was surprised how tasteless they were--shouldn't they pass out salt and pepper when they distribute HTs.
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Old Aug 4, 2015, 12:33 pm
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It's mandatory, while flying in first class, to bring along your 3 month old infant and 2 year old twins.
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Old Aug 4, 2015, 12:39 pm
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This is one of the funniest series of posts I've seen in a long time. I'm glad that morigianna is taking them in the fun spirit with which they're being delivered.

Thanks for the chuckles, folks!

And in a slightly related vein...

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Old Aug 5, 2015, 1:44 am
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Originally Posted by ALittleSurreal
It's mandatory, while flying in first class, to bring along your 3 month old infant and 2 year old twins.
Good idea! If you don't have your own infants I'm happy to lend you the seat-kicking, wailing two-year old that's been following me around for the last thirty years
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