Funniest Comments on Flyertalk
May 15, 2014 | 1:50 pm
#1
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Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 109
Funniest Comments on Flyertalk
My first post and I apologize. I know this is off topic. But I didn't realize there were so many smart and funny people on FT. They made my day and I hope this collection of comments makes someone else smile too.
Someone asked "What are the secret methods people use to MS ? "
And the replies were
1)
Originally Posted by particlemn
I got married and had children and now spend a lot more on my credit cards to earn miles.
Reply :
Ok, that's just TOO far... not willing to have the wife stop birth control for miles. Defeats purpose of earning the miles - to USE them
2)
as soon as someone posts something worthwhile, im getting enough miles to fly to saturn!
First class!
<sitting here waiting with my spacesuit!>
3)
I just get sign up bonuses for dead or nearly dead people. The dead ones don't travel and the nearly dead ones don't have a clue. When you talk about bluebirds they look out the window, and ice cream is a welcome mealtime dessert.
Isn't this what everybody does?
Oh-- was I supposed to keep that a secret?
4)
I can get unlimited cash advances on any debit card. It doesn't matter the balance; usually you can get around 10K, maybe more if the time is right. All you do is go into the bank wearing a ski mask and hand a note to the teller saying "I want all the cash". 99 times out of 100, she'll just fill up a bag for you, no card swipe needed!
You do have to make sure to get out fast, though. Once word spreads, the cops try to shut you down.
5)
Originally Posted by isobro
I keep an empty McDonald's cup in my car. When I want some soda, I just walk into a McD's and fill'r up. Free soda.
Reply:
I do that with nugget boxes and quarter pounder wrappers. Tell the cashier they made a mistake and forgot the food.
It still hasn't worked.
Someone asked "What are the secret methods people use to MS ? "
And the replies were
1)
Originally Posted by particlemn
I got married and had children and now spend a lot more on my credit cards to earn miles.
Reply :
Ok, that's just TOO far... not willing to have the wife stop birth control for miles. Defeats purpose of earning the miles - to USE them
2)
as soon as someone posts something worthwhile, im getting enough miles to fly to saturn!
First class!
<sitting here waiting with my spacesuit!>
3)
I just get sign up bonuses for dead or nearly dead people. The dead ones don't travel and the nearly dead ones don't have a clue. When you talk about bluebirds they look out the window, and ice cream is a welcome mealtime dessert.
Isn't this what everybody does?
Oh-- was I supposed to keep that a secret?
4)
I can get unlimited cash advances on any debit card. It doesn't matter the balance; usually you can get around 10K, maybe more if the time is right. All you do is go into the bank wearing a ski mask and hand a note to the teller saying "I want all the cash". 99 times out of 100, she'll just fill up a bag for you, no card swipe needed!
You do have to make sure to get out fast, though. Once word spreads, the cops try to shut you down.
5)
Originally Posted by isobro
I keep an empty McDonald's cup in my car. When I want some soda, I just walk into a McD's and fill'r up. Free soda.
Reply:
I do that with nugget boxes and quarter pounder wrappers. Tell the cashier they made a mistake and forgot the food.
It still hasn't worked.
May 15, 2014 | 2:12 pm
#4
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 649
My first post and I apologize. I know this is off topic. But I didn't realize there were so many smart and funny people on FT. They made my day and I hope this collection of comments makes someone else smile too.
Someone asked "What are the secret methods people use to MS ? "
And the replies were
1)
Originally Posted by particlemn
I got married and had children and now spend a lot more on my credit cards to earn miles.
Reply :
Ok, that's just TOO far... not willing to have the wife stop birth control for miles. Defeats purpose of earning the miles - to USE them
2)
as soon as someone posts something worthwhile, im getting enough miles to fly to saturn!
First class!
<sitting here waiting with my spacesuit!>
3)
I just get sign up bonuses for dead or nearly dead people. The dead ones don't travel and the nearly dead ones don't have a clue. When you talk about bluebirds they look out the window, and ice cream is a welcome mealtime dessert.
Isn't this what everybody does?
Oh-- was I supposed to keep that a secret?
4)
I can get unlimited cash advances on any debit card. It doesn't matter the balance; usually you can get around 10K, maybe more if the time is right. All you do is go into the bank wearing a ski mask and hand a note to the teller saying "I want all the cash". 99 times out of 100, she'll just fill up a bag for you, no card swipe needed!
You do have to make sure to get out fast, though. Once word spreads, the cops try to shut you down.
5)
Originally Posted by isobro
I keep an empty McDonald's cup in my car. When I want some soda, I just walk into a McD's and fill'r up. Free soda.
Reply:
I do that with nugget boxes and quarter pounder wrappers. Tell the cashier they made a mistake and forgot the food.
It still hasn't worked.
Someone asked "What are the secret methods people use to MS ? "
And the replies were
1)
Originally Posted by particlemn
I got married and had children and now spend a lot more on my credit cards to earn miles.
Reply :
Ok, that's just TOO far... not willing to have the wife stop birth control for miles. Defeats purpose of earning the miles - to USE them
2)
as soon as someone posts something worthwhile, im getting enough miles to fly to saturn!
First class!
<sitting here waiting with my spacesuit!>
3)
I just get sign up bonuses for dead or nearly dead people. The dead ones don't travel and the nearly dead ones don't have a clue. When you talk about bluebirds they look out the window, and ice cream is a welcome mealtime dessert.
Isn't this what everybody does?
Oh-- was I supposed to keep that a secret?
4)
I can get unlimited cash advances on any debit card. It doesn't matter the balance; usually you can get around 10K, maybe more if the time is right. All you do is go into the bank wearing a ski mask and hand a note to the teller saying "I want all the cash". 99 times out of 100, she'll just fill up a bag for you, no card swipe needed!
You do have to make sure to get out fast, though. Once word spreads, the cops try to shut you down.
5)
Originally Posted by isobro
I keep an empty McDonald's cup in my car. When I want some soda, I just walk into a McD's and fill'r up. Free soda.
Reply:
I do that with nugget boxes and quarter pounder wrappers. Tell the cashier they made a mistake and forgot the food.
It still hasn't worked.
Reported!
May 15, 2014 | 2:30 pm
#7
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 76
May 15, 2014 | 2:38 pm
#9
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Programs: US/AA, UA, AS, BA, IHG, HGP
Posts: 223
Doesn't really belong anywhere, it IS forum relevant, but it IS NOT manufactured spend relevant. Seeing as there isn't an off-topic portion of this particular forum, it just doesn't belong.
May 15, 2014 | 3:41 pm
#10
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Around The World
Programs: ALL :)
Posts: 384
This one makes me laugh every time I read it.
What is your scratching "quirk"?
Views: 2,186
Posted By cashback
I grew out a "coke nail" to scratch prepaids...
I grew out a "coke nail" to scratch prepaids with. I then snort the silver stuff.
What is your scratching "quirk"?
Views: 2,186
Posted By cashback
I grew out a "coke nail" to scratch prepaids...
I grew out a "coke nail" to scratch prepaids with. I then snort the silver stuff.
May 15, 2014 | 4:26 pm
#11
Suspended
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: LAX/SNA
Programs: AA, Hilton Gold
Posts: 3,887
I think the thread was more about over the top MS ideas. We all have those over the top ideas on how to afford that trip to Uranus....
May 16, 2014 | 2:01 am
#14
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Sydney Australia
Programs: No programs & No Points!!!
Posts: 14,392
Me neither!
Hi Harry. I know the feeling when you're new and not sure where to post things. Don't worry about everyone here having a whinge. Keep posting.
Last edited by Ocn Vw 1K; May 16, 2014 at 6:14 pm Reason: Combine consecutive posts of same member.