I absolutely refuse to fly WN any more due to the COS (lack) of policy.
#122
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#123
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Maybe you are just really attractive to those types of people.
#124
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Ha Ha! Quite the humorist you are. On the non full flights I get that empty middle seat to stay unoccupied (using a secret strategy) and on the full ones only the emaciated and waif like choose to sit next to me.
Maybe you are just really attractive to those types of people.
Maybe you are just really attractive to those types of people.
#125
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When I fly WN, and the flight is not completely full, I like to sit in a row with a moose-sized passenger in the window seat. I take the aisle seat. The moose takes the window and a chunk of the middle seat. Typically, nobody wants to try to squeeze in what remains of the middle seat -- the part moose is not occupying. So in that way having moose in my row is an advantage. I have managed to put moose to good use.
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i can't remember if i posted this story before....
mco->dal returning from a fortune 1000 annual kickoff, before the rona. trying LUV for the first time in 2 decades because of something AA did (not relevant to this thread).
not tiuned up on LUVtalk. fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
row 10, i have the aisle, a co-worker has the window.
1B remains empty, as well as the seat between me and my co-worker. Jackpot!
nope.
everyone is boarded. 10 minutes go by. we're past departure. another 5 minutes.
crashing down the jetway comes a young couple dressed for the People of Southwest trailer park episode
the husband says to the FA "sorry we were at disney world and lost track of time"
in tow with mom and dad are 2 "lap infants" both of which are completely mobile and overloaded on thousands of milligrams of refined sugar
the oldest was at least 4
there are 2 empty seats
the plane was held for this malign fiesta
oh yes, the beast in 1c is 300# with 24" shoulders
guess what happens next?
mco->dal returning from a fortune 1000 annual kickoff, before the rona. trying LUV for the first time in 2 decades because of something AA did (not relevant to this thread).
not tiuned up on LUVtalk. fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
row 10, i have the aisle, a co-worker has the window.
1B remains empty, as well as the seat between me and my co-worker. Jackpot!
nope.
everyone is boarded. 10 minutes go by. we're past departure. another 5 minutes.
crashing down the jetway comes a young couple dressed for the People of Southwest trailer park episode
the husband says to the FA "sorry we were at disney world and lost track of time"
in tow with mom and dad are 2 "lap infants" both of which are completely mobile and overloaded on thousands of milligrams of refined sugar
the oldest was at least 4
there are 2 empty seats
the plane was held for this malign fiesta
oh yes, the beast in 1c is 300# with 24" shoulders
guess what happens next?
#127
Join Date: May 2005
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i can't remember if i posted this story before....
mco->dal returning from a fortune 1000 annual kickoff, before the rona. trying LUV for the first time in 2 decades because of something AA did (not relevant to this thread).
not tiuned up on LUVtalk. fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
row 10, i have the aisle, a co-worker has the window.
1B remains empty, as well as the seat between me and my co-worker. Jackpot!
nope.
everyone is boarded. 10 minutes go by. we're past departure. another 5 minutes.
crashing down the jetway comes a young couple dressed for the People of Southwest trailer park episode
the husband says to the FA "sorry we were at disney world and lost track of time"
in tow with mom and dad are 2 "lap infants" both of which are completely mobile and overloaded on thousands of milligrams of refined sugar
the oldest was at least 4
there are 2 empty seats
the plane was held for this malign fiesta
oh yes, the beast in 1c is 300# with 24" shoulders
guess what happens next?
mco->dal returning from a fortune 1000 annual kickoff, before the rona. trying LUV for the first time in 2 decades because of something AA did (not relevant to this thread).
not tiuned up on LUVtalk. fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
row 10, i have the aisle, a co-worker has the window.
1B remains empty, as well as the seat between me and my co-worker. Jackpot!
nope.
everyone is boarded. 10 minutes go by. we're past departure. another 5 minutes.
crashing down the jetway comes a young couple dressed for the People of Southwest trailer park episode
the husband says to the FA "sorry we were at disney world and lost track of time"
in tow with mom and dad are 2 "lap infants" both of which are completely mobile and overloaded on thousands of milligrams of refined sugar
the oldest was at least 4
there are 2 empty seats
the plane was held for this malign fiesta
oh yes, the beast in 1c is 300# with 24" shoulders
guess what happens next?
#128
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I have very very rarely ended up next to a COS on my flights, maybe because I live in Asia where obesity is much rarer (and in recent years I almost always buy J, which makes sitting next to a COS a non-issue), but on my last WN flight (which was 18 years ago) this very thing happened. I had an aisle seat and a late boarding COS sat right next to me in the middle seat. It was an unpleasant 2.5 hour flight. All my domestic US flights since then have been on other carriers, generally in F.
Last edited by Unimatrix One; May 13, 2022 at 2:03 am
#129
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When I fly WN, and the flight is not completely full, I like to sit in a row with a moose-sized passenger in the window seat. I take the aisle seat. The moose takes the window and a chunk of the middle seat. Typically, nobody wants to try to squeeze in what remains of the middle seat -- the part moose is not occupying. So in that way having moose in my row is an advantage. I have managed to put moose to good use.
#130