Yes indeedy. It does add a certain delight to travelling when you get the LP treatment doesn't it. It changes you from a DYKWIA to a ITDKWIA

It was only later that I realised I'd only seen the inside of a BMW and the LP lounge whilst at CDG. The 2 hour tech delay was quite enjoyable (almost)

I hope you enjoyed the dining options. I sometimes pray for a decent delay to give me time to eat there.
I should have possibly explained the Indeed They Do Know Who I Am

I've always been tempted in similar situations to attach the offending backpack to a grab rail on the bus / train / tube with a zip tie. One day I'll run out of patience and actually do it.

Was she on a quick honeymoon?

That is not a bad idea! I must confess to once having kicked someone�s bag across a bus when said person threw it directly on my feet with force�.

This happened quite a few years ago but there are so many new members on here it might raise some new smiles.

My wife at the time and I were flying in J from YYZ to LHR with BA on a Avios 241 Amex redemption and had just completed a 2 week holiday. It was summer, we were in really casual wear (sandals / shorts plus 2 weeks stubble for me) and were in the CW check-in queue. A woman joins the queue behind us with what looks like a Gold Card in her hand, eyes us both up and down whilst huffing and puffing impatiently before saying, "this is the Business Class check in you know, Economy is over there" and gestured towards a long queue.

"Thank you" we reply and say nothing else. There are two CW desks open and they both become free at the same time so we are at one and this lady at the adjacent one and we can hear everything said. The agent dealing with this lady looked at her BP and says "I'm sorry madame, you have an Economy ticket not Club World" and the lady interrupts and shows the Gold Card to which the agent looks at and says, "this is not your card, it appears to be for another family member so I'm afraid I can't accept this. You will have to join the Economy queue to check-in". My wife could not resist mimicking the exact same dismissive / pointy gesture the lady had used at us just 5 minutes earlier and said "yes, the you'll find the Economy queue is over there"

I watched someone on an airside bus do just that but to themselves and with a carabiner not a zip tie. He had boarded the bus almost last and the pushed his way through the assembled masses with his rucksack hitting all and sundry. There was a satisfying click as we took a bend and the carabiner on front (or the back depending on your point of view) attached itself to a handrail. There were a few smiles when that happened.

Do you mind me asking why you carry zip tie's with you, I find it quite worrying

Zip ties are useful if your bag�s zip handle breaks as you can use it to secure the bag.

Only if he has duct tape to go with the ties.

To close the luggage so that you can see on arrival if it has been opened ?

You might want to check your gender pronoun.

Use them all the time ... anyone with evil intent has a TSA lock key already, so they would have to do some fiddling under the eye of the cameras.

He is a proper gender pronoun. Nothing to check.