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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 8:42 am
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"Lifejackets for infants will be distributed when they are needed" (Ryanair)

OT as not BA related, but thought I'd share this with you, from an Italian newspaper. True story. Translation below.

Hostess (H) - Signora, ecco la cintura per il bimbo
Io - E il giubbotto salvagente?
H - č vero che su altre compagnie il giubotto salvagente per i bimbi lo danno prima, ma sui voli Ryanair si dŕ solo dopo
Io (ingenua) dopo la partenza?
H (ridendo) - No signora, dopo, quando serve
Io (incredula) - Quando capita l'incidente?
H - Tanto prima non serve
Io - E siete sicuri di ricordarvi dove e quanti sono i bambini?
H - Teoricamente sě
Io - E siete anche sicuri che ci sia il tempo, «dopo», per distribuire i giubotti?
H - (come se fossi scema) Signora, se «dopo» non c'č il tempo, allora vuol dire che non servono.
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Flight attendant - Madam, here is the extension seatbelt for your infant
Me - What about the lifejacket?
FA - It's true that other airlines hand them out first, but on Ryanair we only give them out afterwards.
Me (innocently) - After we take off?
FA (laughing) - No, madam, afterwards, when you need it.
Me (incredulous) - You mean when the accident happens?
FA - Well, you don't need it before, do you?
Me - And are you sure you'll remember how many infants and where they are?
FA - In theory, yes.
Me - And are you also sure there'll be time, "afterwards", to hand out the lifejackets?
FA (as if I were stupid) - Madam, if there isn't enough time "afterwards", then they won't be needed, will they?
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 9:44 am
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Lifejackets

Depends on the different countries' CAA regs

Sweden - handed out with extension beltl crew collect them at end of flight

UK - handed out as needed before ditching after emergency briefing...(with baby cots)

Other countries CAA rules wil also differ..........
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 10:27 am
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Have now flown with an infant on planes registered in the UK, Canada, US, Singapore, Germany & UAE. So far, no mention of infant life vests/cots at all.
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 10:33 am
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Many other airlines do the same.

Yawn.
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 10:40 am
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Why bother giving them out at all...the chances of surviving a landing on water is so small...as oposed for example over-running the runway at GIB...HKG...PHL or anywhere else near water...in which case the aircraft are rarely submerged.

But of course it's not NIL...before anyone reminds me of the rather miniscule number of incidents when people have successfully emerged...perhaps the issue of Tesco Will-writng kits would please most on this board...as long as we got the points from their purchase!

I well remember the lifejacket drill on Concorde...oh yes...we come down at 1,350mph from 60,000ft and you think I need a lifejacket...what I would have wanted was another LARGE G&T!
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 2:32 pm
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Originally Posted by JimmyTheJock
Why bother giving them out at all...the chances of surviving a landing on water is so small...as oposed for example over-running the runway at GIB...HKG...PHL or anywhere else near water...in which case the aircraft are rarely submerged.

But of course it's not NIL...before anyone reminds me of the rather miniscule number of incidents when people have successfully emerged...perhaps the issue of Tesco Will-writng kits would please most on this board...as long as we got the points from their purchase!

I well remember the lifejacket drill on Concorde...oh yes...we come down at 1,350mph from 60,000ft and you think I need a lifejacket...what I would have wanted was another LARGE G&T!
AFAIK, no water landings by commercial aircraft have had survivors, barring those runway overruns of course. I also believe that the emergency slides have never actually been used as rafts. The only exception I can remember is the hijacked Ethiopian airlines jet that landed (crashed) near Mauritious or the Seychelles or Comoros close to a beach; many of those who died actually inflated their life-vests too early, leading to some passengers becoming trapped in the sinking fuselage sections because they could not swim underwater (to safety). They ended up drowning with their life vests inflated, very tragic.

So, it might actually be argued, in a water landing, forget the life vests entirely! (Well, better probably... just follow instructions: don't inflate until outside the aircraft.)
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Originally Posted by SchmeckFlyer
AFAIK, no water landings by commercial aircraft have had survivors, barring those runway overruns of course. I also believe that the emergency slides have never actually been used as rafts. The only exception I can remember is the hijacked Ethiopian airlines jet that landed (crashed) near Mauritious or the Seychelles or Comoros close to a beach; many of those who died actually inflated their life-vests too early, leading to some passengers becoming trapped in the sinking fuselage sections because they could not swim underwater (to safety). They ended up drowning with their life vests inflated, very tragic.

So, it might actually be argued, in a water landing, forget the life vests entirely! (Well, better probably... just follow instructions: don't inflate until outside the aircraft.)
Hi,

I think there was also a DC 9 by AOA( sp?) ( Antilles Airlines) that ran out of fuel in the carribean in the early 1970's and made a ditching in the sea ( IIRC about 50%of the pax survived).

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The ONA ditching was in 1970, with 40 out of 63 surviving.

There have been a couple of close calls (the Air Transat that ran out of fuel, the BA 747 that ingested volcanic ash and lost all four engines). The hijacked Ethiopian jet that ran out of fuel came close to ditching in shallow water, but the hijackers interfered with the landing.

In theory, the crew is supposed to warn the cabin staff that a ditching is coming and prepare the passengers, which would include handing out infant life jackets. If the jet is descending slowly enough to make ditching an option, there's going to be some time.
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Originally Posted by The _Banking_Scot
Hi,

I think there was also a DC 9 by AOA( sp?) ( Antilles Airlines) that ran out of fuel in the carribean in the early 1970's and made a ditching in the sea ( IIRC about 50%of the pax survived).

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I know it isn't guaranteed to be correct bu from Wikipedia

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Despite these assertions, there have been water landings in which passengers survived:

In 2005, Tuninter 1153 (an ATR 72) ditched off the Sicilian coast after running out of fuel. Of 39 aboard, 20 survived with injuries including serious burns. The plane's wreck was found in three pieces.

In 2002, Garuda Indonesia 425 (a Boeing 737) successfully ditched into the Bengawan Solo River near Yogyakarta, Java Island after experiencing a twin engine flameout during heavy precipitation and hail. The pilots tried to restart the engines several times before taking the decision to ditch the aircraft. Of the 60 occupants, one, a flight attendant, was killed.[6]

In 1996, Ethiopian 961 (a 767-200ER) ditched in shallow water 500 meters from land after being hijacked and running out of fuel. Unable to operate flaps, it impacted at high speed, dragging its left wingtip before tumbling and breaking into three pieces. The panicking hijackers were fighting the pilots for the control of the plane at the time of the impact, which caused the plane to roll just before hitting the water, and the subsequent wingtip hitting the water and breakup are a result of this struggle in the cockpit. Of 175 on board, 52 survived. Some passengers were killed on impact or trapped in the cabin when they inflated their life vests before exiting. Most of the survivors were found hanging onto a section of the fuselage that remained floating.

In 1970, Antillean 980 (a DC-9-33CF) ditched in mile-deep water after running out of fuel during multiple attempts to land at Princess Juliana International Airport in the island of Sint Maarten in the Netherlands Antilles under low-visibility weather. Of 63 occupants, 40 survivors were recovered by U.S. military helicopters.[7]

In 1963, an Aeroflot Tupolev 124 ditched into the River Neva after running out of fuel. The aircraft floated and was towed to shore; all 52 on board escaped without injuries.[8]

In 1956, Pan Am 943 (a Boeing 377) ditched into the Pacific after losing two of its four engines. The aircraft was able to circle around USCGC Pontchartrain until daybreak, when it ditched; all 31 on board survived.[9][10]

Also in 1956, Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 2 ditched into Puget Sound after the flight engineer forgot to close the cowl gills on the Boeing Stratocruiser's engines. All aboard escaped the aircraft after a textbook landing, but four passengers and one flight attendant succumbed either to drowning or to hypothermia before being rescued.

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Hi,

Thanks alanh and Jimmie76 for the information!^

Regards

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Originally Posted by Swiss Tony
Have now flown with an infant on planes registered in the UK, Canada, US, Singapore, Germany & UAE. So far, no mention of infant life vests/cots at all.
Add Malaysia, Cyprus and New Zealand to that list. No infant life vests/cots handed out though they do mention that they carry them and some of the videos show infants in life cots.

Let's not let the facts get in the way of a good bit of Ryan Air bashing though!
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Originally Posted by JimmyTheJock
what I would have wanted was another LARGE G&T!
G&T? ....more like the WHOLE bottle of Gin I think let alone the tonic!

Anyhow - surely everyone has seen Airport'77 where the 747 comes to rest on the bottom of the ocean?
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