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Old May 2, 2009 | 7:28 am
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Just ran across this quote below:
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Originally Posted by Bart
Can you answer the quiz questions without googling the answers?
The quiz isn't really as hard as all that. No Googling should be required.

(1) Someone is wearing a piece of clothing that is usually associated with a particular religious group. Should they get treated differently at the checkpoint?

(2) Someone is wearing a t-shirt that says something you don't agree with. Is it okay to use your authority to stop them from getting through the checkpoint?

(3) Two passengers are discussing going to a political meeting for a group you don't like. Can you use your authority to stop them getting through the checkpoint?

(4) Someone has a cash box with cash in it. He's getting on a domestic flight. He doesn't have any knives, guns, or explosives, nor is there anything else about him that suggests he's a threat to aviation. Is it okay to interrogate him for 30 minutes in case he's a drug-runner and you get the "big catch"?

(5) You're having a boring day. Is it okay to use the authority of your uniform and badge to read people's documents, go through their wallets looking at credit cards, or play with their personal belongings in the checked baggage search area?

(6) A passenger has a really nice empty Starbucks thermos. Is it okay to declare that it's a randomly prohibited item so you can take it home?

(7) The Constitution doesn't explicitly state that people have a right to travel, to fly, or to own a bottle of water. It doesn't explicitly state that people have a right to refuse to be naked in front of strangers. Does that mean that people don't have such rights?

Not a hard quiz. In fact, all the answers are the same.
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