Fun With SPOTnik at IAD
#31
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Oh, wink
wink, NOW I understand. Just south of Wien are some great hot springs and spas. Hot springs = water. So THAT'S where those secret "water boarding prisons" are located. "Desert dweller prisoner, you will soak in the hot tub till your skin wrinkles. Then you will drink coffee and eat Sachertorte until you can't take any more and are ready to talk." 
wink, NOW I understand. Just south of Wien are some great hot springs and spas. Hot springs = water. So THAT'S where those secret "water boarding prisons" are located. "Desert dweller prisoner, you will soak in the hot tub till your skin wrinkles. Then you will drink coffee and eat Sachertorte until you can't take any more and are ready to talk." 
Bad dreams of someone's imagination.
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#32
Join Date: Feb 2008
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FAMS go through a different security line, and they only show their badges to get through. So he probably would never have seen one before...
#33
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and at sfo (ua), they generally go thru the pax exit next to the right bank of elevators (as you face the terminal). many times i've seen them chatting with the gate keeper while they wait for the "approver" to come by and let them thru.
#34
Join Date: Jan 2008
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A mysterious email came my way
A mysterious email was sent to me and I thought it funny enough to share with y'all while we're smacking down the zoombie spotNuts......
"El Presidente has challenged cabin-nut Suck-ups and senior agency talking-heads to create a police-state government that is more centered upon spying on its citizens, results oriented, and exorbitant tax and fee-market based. To achieve this vision within The Department of Homeless Security, we have found our low caliber leader in sKippy X, who possesses low standards of ethics and enjoys opportunities to harass everyone with a nosey 50-question quiz by spotty-nuts and SSSS cards."
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Disclaimer: Any responsibility for spectulation or resemblance to TSA persons living or walking around dead in a zoombie-like state, is catergorically denied by the author.
"El Presidente has challenged cabin-nut Suck-ups and senior agency talking-heads to create a police-state government that is more centered upon spying on its citizens, results oriented, and exorbitant tax and fee-market based. To achieve this vision within The Department of Homeless Security, we have found our low caliber leader in sKippy X, who possesses low standards of ethics and enjoys opportunities to harass everyone with a nosey 50-question quiz by spotty-nuts and SSSS cards."
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Disclaimer: Any responsibility for spectulation or resemblance to TSA persons living or walking around dead in a zoombie-like state, is catergorically denied by the author.
Last edited by Boston_Bulldog; Feb 17, 2008 at 7:31 pm

