Seriously - this happened!
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Passed through SEA security Saturday morning with my wife and son. We each have an identical TSA-spec Ziploc in our similar-sized carryons. But as the SEA screeners haven't been asking for them to be pulled out and sent through separately of late, I told wife & son not to bother.
The three bags go through the X-ray all in a row. Screener reacts to nothing in wife's bag and son's bag. When she gets to mine, everything stops and I get a lecture about how I'd better take my Ziploc out of my bag and send it through separately next time, or else it would be confiscated without discussion.
Only if you spot it, you idiots.
The three bags go through the X-ray all in a row. Screener reacts to nothing in wife's bag and son's bag. When she gets to mine, everything stops and I get a lecture about how I'd better take my Ziploc out of my bag and send it through separately next time, or else it would be confiscated without discussion.
Only if you spot it, you idiots.
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You're clearly overqualified. Your bosses (Kip and Chertoff) are idiots and you're not, so if they find out that you're using logic and common sense and reasonable risk evaluation, you're toast.
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But let me say this, if this is what is important to flyers, and this is the basis on which you judge TSA checkpoint screening competence, I can assure you that TSA can have 100% success in this area within months if not weeks. Checkpoint lines will increase 1000% as every cluttered bag is thoroughly checked and re-scanned through x-ray. All metal items will need have to come out your bag and go in a quartz-size Ziploc. And if you are carrying keys, nail clippers, and/or metal wrist watches, get used to alot of bag checks on your items.
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The problem is when screeners are required to go after silly items (pocket knives, lighters, liquids) which pose little to no threat... and thus become blinded to the real security concerns, as red teaming has shown at many of the airports so tested. When screeners are catching the water but missing the weapons and bomb components in the same bag, there is something very wrong.
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I think you missed my overall point. Look, as I said before, I am vexed by people and things which could cause catastrophic damage to an airliner. I am not vexed by Swiss Army knives or box cutters. It would be nice to catch them all the time if for no other reason than appear sharp and eagle-eyed to those folks who, advertently or inadvertently, left them in their carry on. But if this is the criterion of effective checkpoint screening than Kip Hawley's not the only idiot.
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Passed through SEA security Saturday morning with my wife and son. We each have an identical TSA-spec Ziploc in our similar-sized carryons. But as the SEA screeners haven't been asking for them to be pulled out and sent through separately of late, I told wife & son not to bother.
The three bags go through the X-ray all in a row. Screener reacts to nothing in wife's bag and son's bag. When she gets to mine, everything stops and I get a lecture about how I'd better take my Ziploc out of my bag and send it through separately next time, or else it would be confiscated without discussion.
Only if you spot it, you idiots.
The three bags go through the X-ray all in a row. Screener reacts to nothing in wife's bag and son's bag. When she gets to mine, everything stops and I get a lecture about how I'd better take my Ziploc out of my bag and send it through separately next time, or else it would be confiscated without discussion.
Only if you spot it, you idiots.

This sort of security is a huge waste of my tax dollars, as it combines high cost with low effectiveness. If it was low cost, low effectiveness, maybe OK, or if it was high cost, high effectiveness, maybe OK. As currently configured and staffed, however, it is the worst of both worlds.

