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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 5:01 pm
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Instead of admitting in front of his mother to having a penis pump, this guy says he has a bomb.

Nice move.

Kind of amused at how the screener needed him to repeat what he said to the supervisor.
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 5:07 pm
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His Mom knows now! Btw, THAT's the kind of FT post that makes Mrs. kaukau chuckle!
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 5:28 pm
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I bet his cell mate will be excited to hear what the object really was.
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 5:34 pm
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Originally Posted by LessO2
Instead of admitting in front of his mother ...
He could have asked for a private screening and told them what it was. Mom would be none the wiser.

May he and his new bride, Bubba, have a long and happy honeymoon at the Greybar Hotel.
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 5:40 pm
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I had a HARD TIME reading it as Cook county in that article
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Old Aug 23, 2006 | 11:40 pm
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ROFL--hysterical. He sounds like a real catch!
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Old Aug 24, 2006 | 8:41 am
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I wonder if he went limp when he found out how much trouble he was in.
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