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SGF (Springfield, MO). So I get my BP and it has SSSS on it. I hand my BP to the TSA ID checker. He examines it like he is being paid by the hour. All of a sudden:
"Mbstone, please return to the ticket counter"
I snatch back the BP and head for the counter.
"You're not supposed to be a selectee. Here's your new boarding pass."
I go back to the security guy and hand him the SSSS-less BP.
"How'd you do that?"
(Imitating Texas accent) "They figured out that ah have a good heart."
"Mbstone, please return to the ticket counter"
I snatch back the BP and head for the counter.
"You're not supposed to be a selectee. Here's your new boarding pass."
I go back to the security guy and hand him the SSSS-less BP.
"How'd you do that?"
(Imitating Texas accent) "They figured out that ah have a good heart."
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"TSA ID checker?" Do you mean the private contractor who IS paid by the hour to check your ID and boarding pass at the checkpoint entrance?
As for the airlines calling you back to the counter, good for you! I wish more airlines would do that. Unfortunately, they seem to not bother with it in the face of common sense. What you have to understand is that even a lot of us TSA screeners are skeptical about the SSSS system, especially when we see very stupid applications of it.
Examples: elderly and frail passengers, wheelchair bound passengers, military personnel in uniform on official travel orders, airline pilots, infants, children and, my all time favorite....musical instruments!!! (At the risk of being redundantly repetitive, a passenger had to purchase an extra ticket for the seat to accomodate his cello which he took as a carry-on. His ticket was "clear," but the one for the cello had SSSS on it!)
My point here is that the airlines CAN adjust boarding passes whenever the computer automatically tags someone for additional screening. Once you're at our checkpoint, however, our hands are pretty much tied. (We can only "de-select" children under 12.)
As for the airlines calling you back to the counter, good for you! I wish more airlines would do that. Unfortunately, they seem to not bother with it in the face of common sense. What you have to understand is that even a lot of us TSA screeners are skeptical about the SSSS system, especially when we see very stupid applications of it.
Examples: elderly and frail passengers, wheelchair bound passengers, military personnel in uniform on official travel orders, airline pilots, infants, children and, my all time favorite....musical instruments!!! (At the risk of being redundantly repetitive, a passenger had to purchase an extra ticket for the seat to accomodate his cello which he took as a carry-on. His ticket was "clear," but the one for the cello had SSSS on it!)
My point here is that the airlines CAN adjust boarding passes whenever the computer automatically tags someone for additional screening. Once you're at our checkpoint, however, our hands are pretty much tied. (We can only "de-select" children under 12.)
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I once got a SSSS on a codeshare connecting flight, which did not involve going landslide.... made me wonder if TSA was going to come to the gate
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Originally Posted by kenfry
I once got a SSSS on a codeshare connecting flight, which did not involve going landslide.... made me wonder if TSA was going to come to the gate 

The flight was held for me, holding up all the other pax, all so I could be sent back for a meaningless SSSS (I mean I could have hidden anything I shouldn't have had in the secure area, and then just retrieved it after I passed inspection)
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Originally Posted by MKEbound
This happened to me once, and I was forced to return to the check point when it was time to board
The flight was held for me, holding up all the other pax, all so I could be sent back for a meaningless SSSS (I mean I could have hidden anything I shouldn't have had in the secure area, and then just retrieved it after I passed inspection)
The flight was held for me, holding up all the other pax, all so I could be sent back for a meaningless SSSS (I mean I could have hidden anything I shouldn't have had in the secure area, and then just retrieved it after I passed inspection)
I get so
when I read nonsense like this
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Originally Posted by Bart
my all time favorite....musical instruments!!! (At the risk of being redundantly repetitive, a passenger had to purchase an extra ticket for the seat to accomodate his cello which he took as a carry-on. His ticket was "clear," but the one for the cello had SSSS on it!)
Good story, Bart. I'm still chuckling. Gotta remember this one.
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Originally Posted by Lumpy
A CELLO???!!!
...and, Bart, you still tolerate and support the agency that allows airlines to play you in this way? Absolutely inharmonious with dignity and respect!
Betcha Beethoven and Stradivarius wouldn't have stayed composed!
...and, Bart, you still tolerate and support the agency that allows airlines to play you in this way? Absolutely inharmonious with dignity and respect!
Betcha Beethoven and Stradivarius wouldn't have stayed composed!
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I KNOW the airline did the SSS-ing. But as a TSA agent, weren't your "hands pretty much tied" when the BP came through? Why does TSA let itself be USED by the airlines in such a ridiculous way? It's as though you are the unwitting drones to a bunch of GA's and TA's who can be just as asinine and angry as you feel so many pax's are.
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Originally Posted by Lumpy
I KNOW the airline did the SSS-ing. But as a TSA agent, weren't your "hands pretty much tied" when the BP came through? Why does TSA let itself be USED by the airlines in such a ridiculous way? It's as though you are the unwitting drones to a bunch of GA's and TA's who can be just as asinine and angry as you feel so many pax's are.
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Originally Posted by Bart
Examples: elderly and frail passengers, wheelchair bound passengers, military personnel in uniform on official travel orders, airline pilots, infants, children and, my all time favorite....musical instruments!!!
Plastic ID cards can be faked, people can pretend to be wheelchair bound, uniforms can be purchased with ease.
I'm not an SSSS supporter, but people are always saying stuff about how group X shouldn't be subject to screening, but they never mention how we're supposed to know if someone is actually a member of group X or not. Usually it comes down to a uniform. That's not very secure.
I also had to pat down a Handicapped elderly woman in a wheelchair.... I felt terrible.. she probably was someones' grandma... On her person I found a knive tucked under her arm..and her bag contained numerous torch lighters that were replicas of handguns... all prohibited items...
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Originally Posted by Doppy
With the exception of infants, children and musical instruments, how do you know that these people are what they appear to be?
Plastic ID cards can be faked, people can pretend to be wheelchair bound, uniforms can be purchased with ease.
I'm not an SSSS supporter, but people are always saying stuff about how group X shouldn't be subject to screening, but they never mention how we're supposed to know if someone is actually a member of group X or not. Usually it comes down to a uniform. That's not very secure.
Plastic ID cards can be faked, people can pretend to be wheelchair bound, uniforms can be purchased with ease.
I'm not an SSSS supporter, but people are always saying stuff about how group X shouldn't be subject to screening, but they never mention how we're supposed to know if someone is actually a member of group X or not. Usually it comes down to a uniform. That's not very secure.
This is what makes the pre-selection policy such a farce. It gives the illusion of extra security by screening people who have already been cleared by the primary screening method.
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There you go again. An "...illusion..." is all SSS amounts to. Yet you tacitly support and reinforce the premise by your ENforcement of it.
Who are you, really? I'm serious! Who are you and what did you do with the TSA screener who posted last?
Who are you, really? I'm serious! Who are you and what did you do with the TSA screener who posted last?
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Originally Posted by bambi47
Bart, I think the airlines just pick the nastiest people in line at the time and SSSS them just to mess with them. Any thoughts on this????

