TSA Theme Song
Apr 6, 2005 | 7:35 am
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TSA Theme Song
Anyone want to hear it? I got a copy and stored it on my site for your pleasure!
www.iag-inc.com/media/tsathemesong.wma (3.2Mb) - based on I'm leaving on a jet plane.... hilarious!
www.iag-inc.com/media/tsathemesong.wma (3.2Mb) - based on I'm leaving on a jet plane.... hilarious!
Apr 6, 2005 | 10:49 am
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omg,that is an absolute scream (and clean, too 
). the folks at work couldn't figure out what i was listening to so i swapped the headphones for the speakers and we all had a great laugh.
now, wouldn't it be a trip (pun intended) to play it thru a small audio device with a speaker ("tsa approved", of course ) while standing in the security line so all the world could hear..... 
). the folks at work couldn't figure out what i was listening to so i swapped the headphones for the speakers and we all had a great laugh.now, wouldn't it be a trip (pun intended) to play it thru a small audio device with a speaker ("tsa approved", of course
) while standing in the security line so all the world could hear.....
Apr 6, 2005 | 11:07 am
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Originally Posted by goalie
omg,that is an absolute scream (and clean, too ). the folks at work couldn't figure out what i was listening to so i swapped the headphones for the speakers and we all had a great laugh.
now, wouldn't it be a trip (pun intended) to play it thru a small audio device with a speaker ("tsa approved", of course ) while standing in the security line so all the world could hear.....
). the folks at work couldn't figure out what i was listening to so i swapped the headphones for the speakers and we all had a great laugh.now, wouldn't it be a trip (pun intended) to play it thru a small audio device with a speaker ("tsa approved", of course
) while standing in the security line so all the world could hear..... Wouldn't that get you 10 "S"? cavity inspections.... yikes. I have NEVER seen a TSA'er smile. Ever.
Apr 6, 2005 | 12:43 pm
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Originally Posted by aschonland
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Wouldn't that get you 10 "S"? cavity inspections.... yikes. I have NEVER seen a TSA'er smile. Ever.
Wouldn't that get you 10 "S"? cavity inspections.... yikes. I have NEVER seen a TSA'er smile. Ever.
and besides, last time i looked, there's no law against freedom of speech (although the tsa thinks they wrote "a little thing called the constitution".... 
)now someone correct me but iirc, it's not "interfering with the tsa" until you pass thru the machine as that's where the "implied consent" kicks in.
i dunno, just wishful thinking (passive resistance
) to be a fly on the wall with the music playing..... 
Apr 6, 2005 | 3:30 pm
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Originally Posted by Bart
Hell, I wouldn't mind if the TSA Theme Song was playing at our checkpoint. I think it would be more of an ice-breaker than anything else for both passengers and screeners. However, as with any bureaucracy, especially government ones, the stuffed shirts wouldn't see the humor in it.
as you can see and think outside the box (even though you work for "a bureaucracy, especially a government one, where the stuffed shirts wouldn't see the humor in it" )but in all seriousness, part of it would be humor and part of it would be trying to prove a point (which as we all know when it comes to dealing "any bureaucracy, especially government ones", you don't win-even if your story ends up on the evening news, you still don't win cuz "uncle" will find a way......)
ok, i'm off my soap box but seriously, thanks for seeing the humor from both sides ^
Apr 6, 2005 | 5:05 pm
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Originally Posted by Bart
Hell, I wouldn't mind if the TSA Theme Song was playing at our checkpoint. I think it would be more of an ice-breaker than anything else for both passengers and screeners.
Apr 6, 2005 | 9:02 pm
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