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skirider Aug 11, 2004 2:56 pm


Originally Posted by Spiff
It's just one more reason why these useless sacks of ballast shouldn't be on the plane.

They're so obvious, they have one hell of a nerve getting all pissy because someone identified them. :mad:

They don't belong on the plane, their guns don't belong on the plane, and they definitely don't belong in the premium cabins. They don't pay a dime for their seats; the seats are stolen from American.

Good for you, CharlesMD. Screw this expensive and worthless program!!!


Good spout off out your piehole like that. Of course you are like the people that B i t c h about being pulled over for speeding, but damn it if a person speeds down your street. Well why the hell wasn't a cop around. The only reason that you have your precious seats is because people like the FAMs are there. Are you always so sure that the flight has a FAM? I bet you onley spot the 50% of the FAMS on your flight. What's the problem with sitting down and shutting up? By the way write a letter to the airlines and ask if how much they can claim at the end of the year in Corp Tax. Give you a hint, sameday walkup fare. They are getting paid for the seat d u m b a s s

FWAAA Aug 11, 2004 2:59 pm


Originally Posted by skirider
Good spout off out your piehole like that. Of course you are like the people that B i t c h about being pulled over for speeding, but damn it if a person speeds down your street. Well why the hell wasn't a cop around. The only reason that you have your precious seats is because people like the FAMs are there. Are you always so sure that the flight has a FAM? I bet you onley spot the 50% of the FAMS on your flight. What's the problem with sitting down and shutting up? By the way write a letter to the airlines and ask if how much they can claim at the end of the year in Corp Tax. Give you a hint, sameday walkup fare. They are getting paid for the seat d u m b a s s

I can see that you'll be a productive member of FlyerTalk. :rolleyes:

Hint: Read the TOS before you post again.

L-1011 Aug 11, 2004 3:05 pm

Calling Randy
 
I find it strange that two new users joined our little community on the same day, especially since both of them use the same tone and seem to concentrate on the same topics.

Could they possibly be the same user? Nah, that wouldn't happen, would it? (hint: check out Stoptalkingonthephoneandlisten!)

Fly4Food Aug 11, 2004 3:10 pm


Originally Posted by L-1011
Could they possibly be the same user? Nah, that wouldn't happen, would it? (hint: check out Stoptalkingonthephoneandlisten!)

Noticed this myself, although until you pointed out that they both joined today, I just figured there must be two FAMs waiting for a delayed flight somwhere. :D

myefre Aug 11, 2004 4:34 pm


Originally Posted by Fly4Food
Noticed this myself, although until you pointed out that they both joined today, I just figured there must be two FAMs waiting for a delayed flight somwhere. :D


Maybe even the same punk that was too good to have a conversation with CharlesMD . :D

hopeUgetHijacked Aug 11, 2004 9:19 pm


Originally Posted by Spiff
It's just one more reason why these useless sacks of ballast shouldn't be on the plane.

They're so obvious, they have one hell of a nerve getting all pissy because someone identified them. :mad:

They don't belong on the plane, their guns don't belong on the plane, and they definitely don't belong in the premium cabins. They don't pay a dime for their seats; the seats are stolen from American.

Good for you, CharlesMD. Screw this expensive and worthless program!!!


You're a jackass. That's right, I LOVE sitting in a first class seat that I didn't pay for. I LOVE taking your seat from you and watching you ***** and complain when you get bumped to coach; knowing there is not one thing you can do about it; except post on a website. Why? Because that is the law. The law states that the Federal Air Marshal Service WILL be given any and all seats it requests on any U.S. carrier. I hope that you are on one of my flights and get bumped to the back with the rest of the cattle. Maybe if you are lucky; I'll let you watch me eat your meal. Get over yourself. Did I mention that while I'm sitting in your "premium" seat, I'm balancing my checkbook, working on my fantasy football team, or figuring out which flight attendent to ask out. Don't get mad and don't bang your knees in coach seat. Jackass.

FWAAA Aug 11, 2004 9:27 pm


Originally Posted by hopeUgetHijacked
You're a jackass. That's right, I LOVE sitting in a first class seat that I didn't pay for. I LOVE taking your seat from you and watching you ***** and complain when you get bumped to coach; knowing there is not one thing you can do about it; except post on a website. Why? Because that is the law. The law states that the Federal Air Marshal Service WILL be given any and all seats it requests on any U.S. carrier. I hope that you are on one of my flights and get bumped to the back with the rest of the cattle. Maybe if you are lucky; I'll let you watch me eat your meal. Get over yourself. Did I mention that while I'm sitting in your "premium" seat, I'm balancing my checkbook, working on my fantasy football team, or figuring out which flight attendent to ask out. Don't get mad and don't bang your knees in coach seat. Jackass.

Playing on mommy's computer again? ;)

firstclassfam Aug 11, 2004 9:45 pm


Originally Posted by Spyder
I wouldn't be surprised if your antics get you placed on a special list. You'll have to see if your post-departure gate rape was a one time thing or if it increases over the next few months.

Given the (generally low) caliber of people who go into law enforcement and their ability to harass you and then call it 'discretion,' my approach is to treat them like large angry dogs.

Don't look them in the eye, avoid them if you can, and walk away slowly without showing fear if spotted.


SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE COWARD....lol

Reefpoints Aug 11, 2004 9:46 pm

Actually a different person...
 

Originally Posted by Fly4Food
Noticed this myself, although until you pointed out that they both joined today, I just figured there must be two FAMs waiting for a delayed flight somwhere. :D

Just FYI this is the prior "StopTOTPAListen" as I responded to Randy's personal email, I was not trying to do anything other than speculate a little about the poster Spiff...if you look at some of his/her rants they tend to do the same things as were done by me...I only took some of the general habits of our other F class passengers. There have been many a book written by flight attendants saying the same, and I was nothing more than a kettle by stooping to the same level as Spiff...Now I can't speculate as to the other posters but rest assured I was not trying to stoop to the same level or even use profanity...in no means is "bareassfeet" a profanity, and by suggesting for him to find other means of transportation is how I felt...I had another passenger the other day try and give me the same old TSA searched me speech however I have been a faithful traveler ever since the 911 attacks and have made it a point to travel each 911 since, while I don't find all the tecniques used by TSA/FAMs to be perfect I know they now have a job to do and will continue to do so regardeless of how disgrunt a ff can get. If memory serves me right Fams were created prior to 911 for a reason and I am sure most would love to go back to there former lifes? I guess that is speculation again...see that gets me into trouble...well I am sure I will continue to have doubters here but I am not here to make a new seatmate, I have been a frequent reader for a while I just finally felt it was needed to speak my mind...I guess with everyones attitudes they missed the subtle joke of the name and the use of general habits. I guess I hit a little too close to home for everyone...sorry but I respect the FAMs and don't really care where they sit as long as I don't get shot! For all of the readers be proud and remember that the first ADM is a wonderful thing...

Spiff Aug 11, 2004 10:21 pm


Originally Posted by hopeUgetHijacked
You're a jackass. That's right, I LOVE sitting in a first class seat that I didn't pay for. I LOVE taking your seat from you and watching you ***** and complain when you get bumped to coach; knowing there is not one thing you can do about it; except post on a website. Why? Because that is the law. The law states that the Federal Air Marshal Service WILL be given any and all seats it requests on any U.S. carrier. I hope that you are on one of my flights and get bumped to the back with the rest of the cattle. Maybe if you are lucky; I'll let you watch me eat your meal. Get over yourself. Did I mention that while I'm sitting in your "premium" seat, I'm balancing my checkbook, working on my fantasy football team, or figuring out which flight attendent to ask out. Don't get mad and don't bang your knees in coach seat. Jackass.

Regardless of whether you're a real "air marshal joke" or not, you have proven one thing - you're an albatross around the neck of society. The federal "air marshal" patsies are nothing more than a virus, or perhaps a more highly-evolved form of parasite. Staying home and watching soap operas would be a better contribution than someone who simply steals for a living.

firstclassfam Aug 11, 2004 10:23 pm

I am wondering....why don't some of you well connected; self important people do something about the obvious air marshals? How about writing congress, the senate or the airlines? Is it because they don't give a crap? Do you think that FAMs like being dressed in suits and paraded down a Jetway as passengers and quite frankly bad guys watch? Perform a “google” search and read the many articles of FAMs fighting and more pointedly risking their jobs to make the necessary changes to the dress code they are ordered to follow. Have any of you risked your job to bring issues to the forefront? Pointing out the air marshal and telling how obvious they are does absolutely nothing...you are preaching to the choir.

Most of the air marshals that you have been talking about would gladly lay their lives on the line to save you or the plane carrying you family home from vacation. After all, most of the flying FAMs left prior law enforcement careers to answer the call after September 11th. It's really sad that you are more worried about what seat you’re sitting in rather than the safety of the aircraft and your fellow passengers. Oh and one more thing…since we don’t need air marshals because passengers would take care of everything, remember this. First class was eliminated on 911…so if I had to guess – most of you will not be around to make the cavalry charge to save the plane. You might want to make sure there are some trained professionals around to save your sorry arses.

firstclassfam Aug 11, 2004 10:27 pm


Originally Posted by Spiff
Regardless of whether you're a real "air marshal joke" or not, you have proven one thing - you're an albatross around the neck of society. The federal "air marshal" patsies are nothing more than a virus, or perhaps a more highly-evolved form of parasite. Staying home and watching soap operas would be a better contribution than someone who simply steals for a living.

you are a real piece of work...probably a small man with a lot to prove. I am sure we will be able to count on you to take care of the bad guys...should be right after you piss you pants.

Spiff Aug 11, 2004 10:28 pm


Originally Posted by firstclassfam
Most of the air marshals that you have been talking about would gladly lay their lives on the line to save you or the plane carrying you family home from vacation. After all, most of the flying FAMs left prior law enforcement careers to answer the call after September 11th. It's really sad that you are more worried about what seat you’re sitting in rather than the safety of the aircraft and your fellow passengers. Oh and one more thing…since we don’t need air marshals because passengers would take care of everything, remember this. First class was eliminated on 911…so if I had to guess – most of you will not be around to make the cavalry charge to save the plane. You might want to make sure there are some trained professionals around to save your sorry arses.

How nice! I'd gladly give my life too as would many others, should we all get to fly free in F every place we go?

Air marshals won't make any difference in the event of a real situation on the plane that the passengers could handle themselves. The next event will more than likely be something that will be out of anyone's control, yet the theft of premium seats goes on and on.

We don't need air marshals on the plane at all and we definitely don't need them in the premium cabins. All the air marshals do is STEAL from the airlines and bring firearms on the plane for the terrorists to use.

Spiff Aug 11, 2004 10:34 pm


Originally Posted by firstclassfam
you are a real piece of work...probably a small man with a lot to prove. I am sure we will be able to count on you to take care of the bad guys...should be right after you piss you pants.

1) Learn pronouns.

2) I am quite confident that my presence on an aircraft provides exactly the same level of safety as an air marshal's presence, but with one caveat: I didn't steal my seat.

firstclassfam Aug 11, 2004 10:46 pm


Originally Posted by Spiff
1) Learn pronouns.

2) I am quite confident that my presence on an aircraft provides exactly the same level of safety as an air marshal's presence, but with one caveat: I didn't steal my seat.

steal? I guess your're paying for your seat, right? Little man, you just sit down in the seat that your company paid for and let the adults worry about the important stuff. Next time, you might want to know what your talking about before you just start blabbing away. Airlines take a full tax credit for every seat....you dumbsh*t!


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