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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 5:43 pm
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Originally Posted by FaustsAccountant
About three years ago I was leaving MSP when I was 'randomly' selected, I remember after every item in my messenger bag was spread out on the table, the TSO picked up my travel journal (the kind found at Border & Barnes & Noble, a 4.5" x6" notebook) thumbed through it and started reading it.
For a good 5 minutes.
Not just skimming the pages- READING word for word, page after page.

That still irks me to this day.

For the record, my travel journal does not have sketches of municipal plans, schematics or any red flag words such as WMD, Bomb, Gun, Allah, etc.

I note the date, city and good restaurants, eateries, hotels, shops, and museums I liked and/or would like to check out as well as notes on the weather, architecture, and cool or weird historical factoids and references to my digital camera for any photos I may have taken.
Gee, I would have considered that a huge compliment! I probably would have started questioning him: "Some good reading, no?" "Tell me, do you think I have a chance of getting this particular work published?" "Would you mind writing me a quick critique after you're finished, so that I could add it to my portfolio?" (yadda, yadda, yadda) He probably wouldn't have even snapped that I was just being a smart-a$$!
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 5:47 pm
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Originally Posted by FaustsAccountant
About three years ago I was leaving MSP when I was 'randomly' selected, I remember after every item in my messenger bag was spread out on the table, the TSO picked up my travel journal (the kind found at Border & Barnes & Noble, a 4.5" x6" notebook) thumbed through it and started reading it.
For a good 5 minutes.
Not just skimming the pages- READING word for word, page after page.

That still irks me to this day.

For the record, my travel journal does not have sketches of municipal plans, schematics or any red flag words such as WMD, Bomb, Gun, Allah, etc.

I note the date, city and good restaurants, eateries, hotels, shops, and museums I liked and/or would like to check out as well as notes on the weather, architecture, and cool or weird historical factoids and references to my digital camera for any photos I may have taken.
What would the implications have been if instead of a private diary that was examined (as offensive as that is), it had been privileged information that was read? IANAL, but if that had been say... notes regarding a criminal case, could not a mistrial be triggered by breach of client/attorney confidentiality? What other implications are out there?

AFAIK, the law of unintended consequence, like gravity, is always in effect.
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 5:58 pm
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I was traveling with one particularly large book for a while and kept getting selected for secondary. Finally a helpful TSO explained that the binding was so thick it looked like a big knife on the x-ray. So I turned it 90 degrees and never got selected again.
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 6:11 pm
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Originally Posted by loops
What would the implications have been if instead of a private diary that was examined (as offensive as that is), it had been privileged information that was read? IANAL, but if that had been say... notes regarding a criminal case, could not a mistrial be triggered by breach of client/attorney confidentiality? What other implications are out there?

AFAIK, the law of unintended consequence, like gravity, is always in effect.
Good point on privileged information!



And please don't trot out the dog-and-pony bit about a TSO's uniform and background check automatically grants them absolute discretion, unquestionable trustworthiness, and exception to privileged information.
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 6:18 pm
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On todays flight i was running late and my flight was boarding as i was going through security. I am on nuyrisystem and had some meals in my carryon. Apparently my tomato soup in a sealed container looked suspicious so they had to examine my bag and then run it back through security.

I am also a drummer and have had my stickbag searched several times and questioned lengthily about my keychain with a drum key on it.
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 6:32 pm
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Originally Posted by mroban

I am also a drummer and have had my stickbag searched several times and questioned lengthily about my keychain with a drum key on it.
Hello fellow drummer (though, I'm a former.)

Yeaaah, if a plane can be taken down by our key-chain drum key, the fault would lie with the manufacturer building a shoddy plane!

And furthermore, if the pilot and/or FA couldn't defend themselves against a drum key, they have no business being out from under their beds.
Unless the wielder was Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris wouldn't need a drumkey...okay I've digress, back on topic.
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 8:49 pm
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Argument for Kindle or its equivalent?
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 9:14 pm
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When I travel for work I always end up with a load of books, and always got searched. Finally I pm'd one of our friendly FT TSAs, and they said the piles of books are too dense to scan or look suspicious, so apread them out. once I started doing that, bag searches dropped.

See... I didn't even make a crack about my disappearing lingerie!
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 9:15 pm
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Strangely, when I fly in Europe I have never noticed security having this fetish and have never had books damaged. So what is this issue with TSA?
There weren't a few massive buildings brought to the ground in Berlin or London. That's the difference.
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 9:19 pm
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Originally Posted by FaustsAccountant
And please don't trot out the dog-and-pony bit about a TSO's uniform and background check automatically grants them absolute discretion, unquestionable trustworthiness, and exception to privileged information.
Today, a TSO's uniform should automatically gain them derision and suspicion.
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 9:39 pm
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Originally Posted by new2japan
There weren't a few massive buildings brought to the ground in Berlin or London. That's the difference.
Yes, I'm surprised the OP did not know that Europe is exempt from terrorism
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Old Mar 4, 2011 | 9:50 pm
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Originally Posted by new2japan
There weren't a few massive buildings brought to the ground in Berlin or London. That's the difference.


So Spain, Germany, Italy and the UK haven't experienced true terrorism? GMAB.
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Old Mar 5, 2011 | 12:31 am
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A. Books are subversive.

B. People who can, read books.

C. Therefore, people who can read books are subversives, read 'terrorists'.
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Old Mar 5, 2011 | 2:54 am
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Here's an idea. Download books to your netbook. Insure it against being stolen by TSA. Then take it instead of books on your trips.
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Old Mar 5, 2011 | 10:52 am
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Nobody's given the right answer yet. It's Out Of An Abundance Of Caution.
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