Is it illegal to pass wind loudly when TSA fondles your junk?
Nov 16, 2010, 8:41 pm
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Is it illegal to pass wind loudly when TSA fondles your junk?
Inquiring minds want to know....
Might be a nice addition to National Opt-Out Day.
Though this might get the pax arrested for carrying weapons of mass destruction.
Might be a nice addition to National Opt-Out Day.
Though this might get the pax arrested for carrying weapons of mass destruction.
Nov 16, 2010, 8:46 pm
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I know someone who can 'produce on demand'.
If you were, um, quiet about it, what could the frisker say? Especially if you made a face and acted like the frisker was the guilty party?
Of course, if you were loud and it was easily attributable to you, I suppose you could be accused of interfering with the screening process.
If you were, um, quiet about it, what could the frisker say? Especially if you made a face and acted like the frisker was the guilty party?
Of course, if you were loud and it was easily attributable to you, I suppose you could be accused of interfering with the screening process.
Nov 16, 2010, 8:50 pm
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I know someone who can 'produce on demand'.
If you were, um, quiet about it, what could the frisker say? Especially if you made a face and acted like the frisker was the guilty party?
Of course, if you were loud and it was easily attributable to you, I suppose you could be accused of interfering with the screening process.
If you were, um, quiet about it, what could the frisker say? Especially if you made a face and acted like the frisker was the guilty party?
Of course, if you were loud and it was easily attributable to you, I suppose you could be accused of interfering with the screening process.
Watch out for those egg and bean breakfast burritos, TSA!
Nov 16, 2010, 8:53 pm
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I know someone who can 'produce on demand'.
If you were, um, quiet about it, what could the frisker say? Especially if you made a face and acted like the frisker was the guilty party?
Of course, if you were loud and it was easily attributable to you, I suppose you could be accused of interfering with the screening process.
If you were, um, quiet about it, what could the frisker say? Especially if you made a face and acted like the frisker was the guilty party?
Of course, if you were loud and it was easily attributable to you, I suppose you could be accused of interfering with the screening process.
Nov 16, 2010, 10:02 pm
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Nov 17, 2010, 5:57 am
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I'll bet that most of us has blamed one of ours on the dog. :-)
Originally Posted by chollie
I know someone who can 'produce on demand'.
If you were, um, quiet about it, what could the frisker say? Especially if you made a face and acted like the frisker was the guilty party?
Of course, if you were loud and it was easily attributable to you, I suppose you could be accused of interfering with the screening process.
If you were, um, quiet about it, what could the frisker say? Especially if you made a face and acted like the frisker was the guilty party?
Of course, if you were loud and it was easily attributable to you, I suppose you could be accused of interfering with the screening process.
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Nov 17, 2010, 8:59 am
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Here's one:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,427365,00.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,427365,00.html
West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer
A man arrested for driving under the influence in West Virginia got himself into a lot more trouble later at the police station.
Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60 in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston.
During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.
The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.
A man arrested for driving under the influence in West Virginia got himself into a lot more trouble later at the police station.
Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60 in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston.
During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.
The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.
Nov 17, 2010, 9:07 am
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