from a police standpoint.

"The underwear bomber, the crotchety terrorist, and now breast implants packed with explosives? Are you kidding? Unfortunately, when it comes to sinister attack plans and deadly creativeness of Al-Qaeda, the answer is No.

Before the accused Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab tried blowing up the Delta flight over Detroit on Christmas Day with an Improvised Explosive Device (IED) packed on his genitals, another terrorist, Abdullah Asieri, tried to kill the head of the Saudi Arabian Counter-Terrorist Unit (Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef) last September. Asieri arranged to meet the prince under the guise of turning himself in. When Asieri arrived at the meeting to surrender, he detonated a pound of high explosives that were packed into his rectum. Asieri never intended on surrendering, but executing another homicide bombing instead.

Reports surfacing out of The United Kingdom indicate that Britain's MI5 Intelligence Service are seeking Muslim Doctors, originally trained in England, who returned to the Middle East to perform breast enhancement surgery on female homicide bombers. The surgical procedure reportedly involves placing PETN (high explosives) into the bombers breasts so that current aviation physical security measures will not detect the device. Other intelligence suggests that there may have been, or plans to be, upwards of 20 women retrofitted to become homicide bombers using this method. Terrorists are now using the body carry method perfected by narco-traffickers....."

Read the whole article.

http://www.officer.com/web/online/On...Bombs/21$50802

Unfortunately this will serve as yet another excuse for TSA to manhandle and grope all women... Except now they're much more likely to put on a warm smile and say "Are those real, baby?" while winking at your wife as she walks on through.

And once TSA figures out just how far they can take this, I'm sure all their screeners will see the phrase "Smack & Squeeze" become part of their SSI screening procedures.

Their new catchphrase will become "Smack the bottom, squeeze the boobs... We're not rapists; we're security dudes!"

Since TSA's role is one of deterrence, and deflecting terrorists away from aviation to other softer targets, the ultimate victim of a surgically enhanced female bomber may be a male pick up artist.

LOL! Good one!