deja vu
May 20, 2001 | 9:56 pm
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deja vu
I've now stayed at an InnPoints B&B 8 times in the last month (well, not really, but work with me on this).
As I checked into the third property (in PHX), I was greeted by a short (about 5'5) woman named Michelle. I realized she was wearing what looked like the same alligator-dinosaur broach that the woman who checked me in two days prior in ABQ had been wearing. Then it struck me that the woman in ABQ was also a short blond named michelle -- and looked exactly the same -- they could have been twins. There was a man sitting in the managers office who looked exactly like the man in SBN who'd checked me in the week before.
Over the course of the next 5 stays, I realized that I kept encountering the same 5 people everywhere. And only 5 people.
Staying at their property in HEL a few days later, I decided to try and expirment, so I 'accidentally' dropped a grand piano on the maid -- Sophia. However, when i checked into another innpoints the next day, Sophia (well, she called herself Shaniqua this time) was behind the desk waiting to check me in -- looking none the worse for the wear.
This disproved my theory that the same group of 5 people were following me. It left me with only one possible explantion.
The people of InnPoints must have mastered the human genome. The only explanation I can come up with is that in order to reduce costs, they have devised the ultimate staff, and then cloned them off.
Has anyone ever found a secret lab at one of their locations? A locked door somewhere maybe?
Any info would be appreciated.
As I checked into the third property (in PHX), I was greeted by a short (about 5'5) woman named Michelle. I realized she was wearing what looked like the same alligator-dinosaur broach that the woman who checked me in two days prior in ABQ had been wearing. Then it struck me that the woman in ABQ was also a short blond named michelle -- and looked exactly the same -- they could have been twins. There was a man sitting in the managers office who looked exactly like the man in SBN who'd checked me in the week before.
Over the course of the next 5 stays, I realized that I kept encountering the same 5 people everywhere. And only 5 people.
Staying at their property in HEL a few days later, I decided to try and expirment, so I 'accidentally' dropped a grand piano on the maid -- Sophia. However, when i checked into another innpoints the next day, Sophia (well, she called herself Shaniqua this time) was behind the desk waiting to check me in -- looking none the worse for the wear.
This disproved my theory that the same group of 5 people were following me. It left me with only one possible explantion.
The people of InnPoints must have mastered the human genome. The only explanation I can come up with is that in order to reduce costs, they have devised the ultimate staff, and then cloned them off.
Has anyone ever found a secret lab at one of their locations? A locked door somewhere maybe?
Any info would be appreciated.
May 20, 2001 | 10:12 pm
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Join Date: Mar 2000
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How to find the secret lab (warning spoiler)
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Ok...here we go....
Go to the Innpoints in ABQ. From the main lobby, check in at the desk, then return to the foyer area of the lobby (where the grand piano is). go north twice. There will be three doors, you want the right one. You will need to PUSH BUZZER to ring the doorbell, then OPEN DOOR then GO EAST. This will lead you into the secretary's office. You will need to SHOW ROOM KEY CARD TO SECRETARY and then TALK TO SECRETARY and tell her that you want to speak to the manager. She will then ask you to have a seat, and scamper off in search of the manager for you. Do not sit down, instead, GO SOUTH into the supply closet. OPEN FILE CABINET and then TAKE KEY CARD and DROP ROOM KEY CARD IN FILE CABINET. Close the cabinet and GO NORTH into the office. Exit the office, go back to the lobby, take the elevator to the 3rd floor, then walk all the down the hall. (GO NORTH 4 times.) USE KEY CARD IN DOOR 323. OPEN DOOR 323. GO NORTH into room 323. GO EAST into the bathroom, LOOK IN TRASHCAN. GET MAP. The map will tell you were to find the secret lab. It's up to you to figure out how to get in. (If you've gotten this far, you have all the tools necessary. Here's one more hint...when you find the lab, EXAMINE DOOR and see if there's anything unusual.)
MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE THE CABINET AND REPLACE YOUR KEY FOR THE ONE YOU TAKE, OR SECURITY WILL BE ALL OVER YOU! Good luck
[This message has been edited by markbach (edited 05-20-2001).]
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Ok...here we go....
Go to the Innpoints in ABQ. From the main lobby, check in at the desk, then return to the foyer area of the lobby (where the grand piano is). go north twice. There will be three doors, you want the right one. You will need to PUSH BUZZER to ring the doorbell, then OPEN DOOR then GO EAST. This will lead you into the secretary's office. You will need to SHOW ROOM KEY CARD TO SECRETARY and then TALK TO SECRETARY and tell her that you want to speak to the manager. She will then ask you to have a seat, and scamper off in search of the manager for you. Do not sit down, instead, GO SOUTH into the supply closet. OPEN FILE CABINET and then TAKE KEY CARD and DROP ROOM KEY CARD IN FILE CABINET. Close the cabinet and GO NORTH into the office. Exit the office, go back to the lobby, take the elevator to the 3rd floor, then walk all the down the hall. (GO NORTH 4 times.) USE KEY CARD IN DOOR 323. OPEN DOOR 323. GO NORTH into room 323. GO EAST into the bathroom, LOOK IN TRASHCAN. GET MAP. The map will tell you were to find the secret lab. It's up to you to figure out how to get in. (If you've gotten this far, you have all the tools necessary. Here's one more hint...when you find the lab, EXAMINE DOOR and see if there's anything unusual.)
MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE THE CABINET AND REPLACE YOUR KEY FOR THE ONE YOU TAKE, OR SECURITY WILL BE ALL OVER YOU! Good luck
[This message has been edited by markbach (edited 05-20-2001).]
May 20, 2001 | 10:27 pm
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one more secret for tonight....
Assumimng you can get to Level 11, and are in GEG (Spokane, WA). Stop at terminal B in the airport, and buy 1 rose from the cart. Offer this rose to the checkin clerk, and she'll give you the Presidential Suite. Then, have dinner in the hotel restaurant by yourself (tell your co-worker you have a headache). The Matre'D will approach you as you are eating, as ask if he can seat another single diner at your table. Accept, and an attractive member of the opposite sex will join you. You've got the Suite, you've got the girl or guy....figure out what comes next
[This message has been edited by markbach (edited 05-20-2001).]
Assumimng you can get to Level 11, and are in GEG (Spokane, WA). Stop at terminal B in the airport, and buy 1 rose from the cart. Offer this rose to the checkin clerk, and she'll give you the Presidential Suite. Then, have dinner in the hotel restaurant by yourself (tell your co-worker you have a headache). The Matre'D will approach you as you are eating, as ask if he can seat another single diner at your table. Accept, and an attractive member of the opposite sex will join you. You've got the Suite, you've got the girl or guy....figure out what comes next
[This message has been edited by markbach (edited 05-20-2001).]