Airline Talk
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Airline Talk
One day in New York a guy sitting at an airport bar in New York noticed a
beautiful young woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself,
"Guess she doesn't work for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same blank look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly
skies?"
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f#$k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...
"Ahhh, South African Airways!!!!"
beautiful young woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself,
"Guess she doesn't work for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same blank look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly
skies?"
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f#$k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...
"Ahhh, South African Airways!!!!"
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TravelBuzz? OMNI? I'm really not sure where this belongs. But I am quite certain that this isn't the latest frequent flyer program buzz.
Alas, I'm going to close it here.
Best,
Gary
aka gleff
MilesBuzz and Delta moderator
Alas, I'm going to close it here.
Best,
Gary
aka gleff
MilesBuzz and Delta moderator




