Jerzee threats are only idle threats anyway. But if you need a place to go, then "Come on down", the "price is right" here at the JAWs Ranch.

Javalenas? I'm not sure, but I think they are related to the "Jackalope".

Before the police cat asks to get back on the topic... thanks for the offer JAWS43... but will I earn FF miles staying at "JAWS Ranch!"

Premex: I guess my cats can whip a jackalope!
CATMAN

PremEx--Jaws43 is sincere; just a little typo there. JAVELINAS (pronounced HAV-uh-lee-nas) are wild peccaries (pigs) with very sharp tusks and a nasty temperament.

Great hunting and good eating when cooked right..which is to say, slow smoked a la BBQ with a really good sauce for the meat!

Your ex-Texan,
-Harry

hnechets(Harry), A man after my taste buds and making me get out the 30-06 and think about shooting those nasty pigs. All they do is mess up a good deer hunt and eat all the food in the deer feeder.

Anyway, they are no relation to Jackalopes and the Ol' Tom needs one for a pet. Although, I betcha the CAT would not turn down a barbque. I have a feeling that the
CAT enjoys a good meal. All 1.88 meters of him.

Right-O, Jaws43. I think what we need to do is get the ole CAT down South and feed him lots of Blue Belle ice cream and Southern-style BBQ.

He'll never be be the same!

hnechets, the CAT has been allowed to enter TEXAS 12/26 and stay until 1/2/99. The Border Patrol will check him out at DFW and see that there are no catfleas or other germs he may bring into the Free State of TEXAS. While the Ol' Tom is visiting, I am sure that Blue Bell will be consumed by him so he can tell the rest of the world why "we eat all we can and sell the rest". There's some pretty good BBQ also.

What's Catman doing goin' down to that country between New Mexico and Oklahoma? Gonna visit a few CatHouses I suppose.

You guys are so funny. Before I respond I'm
going to get back on the topic concerning
Holiday Inn.

They gave me a call thursday night and me
thinking it was about my Midtown manhattan
stay fiasco I stayed on the line. So the rep
says "Since you are a loyal and frequent customer, we are to offer you... our new
Holiday Inn/Crown Plaza platnium Visa." I nicely said "I would rather have my refund
for my rate fiasco earlier this week and I
have so many credit cards the cats are using them as toys!" SO Holiday Inn has a file
on me, but for all the wrong reasons.

Now going OMNI: Texas is one of my favorite
places and while PremEx I can't say I'll visit a few cathouses I will be going "cross
Texan country" with my friends as part of my
birthday MONTH celebration (I celebrate all of December because my friends are free at different times.) HOpe to earn a lot of hotel points along the way. It caps off with
THE birthday celebration, New Year's Eve (which I know some of you guys have been celebrating over the years.) SO have a Pepsi
on me! CATMAN

PremEx, You have the Country part correct. However, NM(New Mexico to you, but Neiman-Marcus to us) and OK, are commonly referred to as far West TEXAS, and far North TEXAS, respectively. Our Great Country will continue to fly the Lone Star Flag. Holiday Inns like Catman.

Another chapter in the HOliday Inn drama...
They sent me a form letter saying basically that they were so sorry that I was unhappy at
the Midtown Manhattan H-I (the hotel was fine, it's the rate issue that is my problem)
and they would look into my "request" (which I assume is the rate question.

At least H-I is trying, so I guess like Jaws43 says they like me. But I guess Motel6 would love to get me and my AMEX Membership Rewards Plus gold card! CATMAN