"beat the system" tip 12: .... afterwards
Sep 17, 1998 | 2:06 pm
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"beat the system" tip 12: .... afterwards
what do you do, when you and your partner leave the "love-making-place" together and there is a long line of curious passengers waiting outside?
choose, depending on your nature and character:
- a simple cry of "Next"
- "I told you that was the flush knob"
- "Let that be a lesson to you. Lift the lid from now on".
- "The next time you get your zipper stuck in the soap dispenser, ask somebody else for help, will you?"
(your right: tip 11 is not posted here: I recommend that you look out for an old copy of "The Airline Passenger's Guerilla Handbook", Strategies & Tactics for Beating the Air Travel System, George Albert Brown, ISBN 0-924022-04-3) to read that tip for how to proceed between tip 10 and 12 for yourself: chapter 9, page 276 ff)
choose, depending on your nature and character:
- a simple cry of "Next"
- "I told you that was the flush knob"
- "Let that be a lesson to you. Lift the lid from now on".
- "The next time you get your zipper stuck in the soap dispenser, ask somebody else for help, will you?"
(your right: tip 11 is not posted here: I recommend that you look out for an old copy of "The Airline Passenger's Guerilla Handbook", Strategies & Tactics for Beating the Air Travel System, George Albert Brown, ISBN 0-924022-04-3) to read that tip for how to proceed between tip 10 and 12 for yourself: chapter 9, page 276 ff)
