Was it a heart, diamond, spade or club? :D :D :D :D

sorry couldn't resist it.

Keep looking. I'll be sure to leave you something next time so you'll have something to report. I guess this could be be a new twist on Geocaching.

JW Marriott in RIO I once found a "personal massager" :eek:

Bed bugs in a Courtyard outside of Kansas City 2 years ago.

However, I didn't discover them until after my 3rd night and I finally figured out why I had welts on me every morning.

Corporate Managment unsympathic when contacted afterwards via the "how was your stay" survey. I used to get the surveys all the time. No longer.

no joke, i found at the san diego marina marriott a still-burning cigarette out on the balcony. never did figure that one out.

a couple years ago at the sheraton midtown atlanta, i saw something that looked like my daughter's bottle insert thingy under the sofabed cushion. confused, i reached down and surprisingly pulled back an obviously used condom. i threw up a little bit in my mouth when i realized that it probably wasn't just coffee creamer that splashed and stained the sofa. won't stay at that hotel again, totally grossed me out.

JW Marriott Houston TX

I've been staying here every week for the past 7 months now and have had mostly pleasent experiences. One night I checked in and noticed the carpet was a little damp by the sink so I threw a towel down. A few min later I sat on the floor to put on my running shoes and saw what I will describe as "chunks" on the wall...apparently splashes from when someone threw up on the floor because I noticed the wetspot was turning the towel reddish brown. They quickly moved me to a new room two doors down and gave me a bonus of 10,000 points.

Maybe I should start checking the drawers, I've been missing out it sounds like!

Some very attractive lingerie. A woman's luggage. Haven't walked in on a couple.

I'm at the Marriott Biscayne Bay right now, and I've noticed that the television in my room will spontanously turn itself on. I've had to turn it off twice now. Is it haunted?

At SFO Courtyard I found a woman. I checked in late and she was in the room sleeping. I ran out of the room and went to the front desk. I told them it was either the best hotel I ever stayed at or there was a problem with my room. Guess it wasn't the best hotel because they gave be a different room.