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Old Jun 24, 2014, 12:43 pm
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Originally Posted by bfreyer
I know. Jeff might even have to get a real job at this rate. Wal-Mart greeter seems appropriate given everything.
Knock a few teeth out, have a lazy eye and gain like 80-90 lbs and I could TOTALLY get that job!
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Old Jun 24, 2014, 3:54 pm
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Originally Posted by bfreyer
I know. Jeff might even have to get a real job at this rate. Wal-Mart greeter seems appropriate given everything.
Just another wanna be making money off of other peoples work and other blogs... I hope he makes it - he deserves it to be happy because people like him only have happiness when they have high post counts and 25k facebook friends, etc.. It's cool - I will pray for him.
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Old Jun 24, 2014, 4:04 pm
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Thats not how this works

Thats not how any of this works
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Old Jun 24, 2014, 4:18 pm
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THE BEATLES LYRICS

"She's Leaving Home"

Wednesday morning at five o'clock as the day begins
Silently closing her gift card drawer
Leaving the deposit slip note that she hoped would say more
She goes down the street to the cvs clutching her amex cc
Quietly watching the clerk turn the register drawer key
Stepping outside with $5k she is free

She (We spoon fed her most MS in our lives)
Is leaving (Sacraficed most of our stores in our lives)
Home (We gave her everything money orders could buy)
She's leaving home to go on a big MS run after earning nothing alone
For so many years on FT (Bye bye)

Father snores as his wife gets into her dressing gown
Picks up the empty gc packet that's lying there
Standing alone at the top of the stairs
She breaks down and cries to her husband "Daddy our baby's gone to the mall
Why would she be like a greedy blogger and treat us so thoughtlessly?
How could she post that and do this to me?"

She (We never thought of ourselves)
Is leaving (Never a thought of MS for ourselves)
Home (We struggled hard all our lives at Walmart to get by)
She's leaving home after living alone
For so many years (Bye bye)

Friday morning at nine o'clock she is in a cs line far away
Waiting to keep the PM appointment she made
Meeting a man from the award miles trade

She (What did we post in FT that was wrong)
Is having (We didn't know it was outing a deal and thus wrong)
Fun (Fun is the one thing that money orders can buy)
Something inside that was always like a cc purchase denied
For so many years (Bye bye)

She's leaving home to MS
Bye bye
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Old Jun 24, 2014, 4:35 pm
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Rick Ross - "Hustlin"

Everyday I'm hustlin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLDitGAUrno
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Old Jul 1, 2014, 1:01 pm
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David Bowie - Heroes

I, I will be MS king
And you, you will be MS queen
Though nothing will drive the blogs away
We can beat them in MSing, just for one day
We can be MS heroes, just for one day

And you, you can be mean to the cs clerk
And I, I'll swipe all the time
'Cause we're GC burners, and that is a fact
Yes we're GC burners, and that is that

Though nothing, will keep our MO splits together
We could stand in line, just for one day
We can be MS heroes, for ever and ever
What d'you say?

I, I wish you could step up and swipe
Like the heavy hitters, like the heavy hitters can swipe
Though nothing, nothing will keep our MO splits together
We can beat them in MSing, for ever and ever
Oh we can be MS heroes, just for one day

We can be MS heroes
We can be MS heroes
We can be MS heroes
Just for one day
We can be MS heroes
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Old Aug 8, 2014, 3:50 am
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Rude - Magic

Saturday morning jumped out of bed
And put on my best MS cargo shorts suit
Got in my car and raced like the jet I wanna fly
All the way to you
Waited in the CS line with GCs in my hand
To ask you a question
'Cause I know that you're an old-fashioned thinking clerk man, yeah

Can I have some MOs from the rest of my debit cards?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say you'll never get my MSing 'til the day I die
Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is 'No'

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm not a fraudster too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna split these cards anyway

Marry that trans--give it a whirl
Split them cards anyway
Marry that trans--give it a whirl
Yeah, no matter what you say
Marry that trans--give it a whirl
And I'll get free tickets for my family
Why you gotta be so
Rude

I hate to do this, you leave no choice
Can't live without MS
Love me or hate me we will be boys
Standing at that CS desk
Or we will run away
To another MO store, you know
You know she'll MS with me
She will burn 'em anywhere I go

Can I have some MOs from the rest of my debit cards?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say you'll never get my MSing 'til the day I die
Tough luck, my friend, 'cause the answer's still 'No"

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm not a fraudster too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna split these cards anyway

Marry that trans--give it a whirl
Split them cards anyway
Marry that trans--give it a whirl
Yeah, no matter what you say
Marry that trans--give it a whirl
And I'll get free tickets for my family
Why you gotta be so
Rude
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Old Aug 8, 2014, 8:00 am
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"Pompeii"

Eh-eh-o eh-o

I was left to doing MS my own mobile devices
Many days fell away with nothing to show

And the walmarts kept tumbling down
In the city that we love
Great clouds of policy change roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from corporate above

But if you close your blogs,
Does it almost feel like
Nothing in FT changed at all?
And if you close your blogs,
Does it almost feel like
You've outed too many deals before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

We were caught up and lost in all of our gc vices
In your pose as the dust settled at cs desks around us

And the walmarts kept tumbling down
In the city that we love
Great clouds of policy change roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from corporate above

But if you close your blogs,
Does it almost feel like
Nothing in FT changed at all?
And if you close your blogs,
Does it almost feel like
You've outed too many deals before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

Eh-eh-o eh-o

Oh where do we begin?
The rubble or our debit PINs?
Oh oh where do we begin?
The rubble or our debit PINs?

And the walmarts kept tumbling down (oh where do we begin?)
In the city that we love (the rubble or our debit PINs?)
Great clouds of policy change roll over the hills (oh where do we begin?)
Bringing darkness from corporate above (the rubble or our debit PINs?)

But if you close your blogs,
Does it almost feel like
Nothing in FT changed at all?
And if you close your blogs,
Does it almost feel like
You've outed too many deals before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

If you close your blogs, does it almost feel like nothing in FT changed at all?

Eh-eh-o eh-o
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Old Sep 4, 2014, 2:46 am
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COLDPLAY
"A Sky Full Of Stars"

'Cause you're a store, 'cause you're a store full of cards
I'm gonna give you my MS heart
'Cause you're a store, 'cause you're a store full of cards
'Cause you light up the MS path

I don't care, go on and tear my CL apart
I don't care if you do, ooh
'Cause in a store, 'cause in a store full of cards
I think I swiped my Blue

'Cause you're a store, 'cause you're a store full of cards
I wanna buy enough to fill my arms
'Cause your store lights go on the more it gets dark
I'm gonna give you my MS heart

I don't care, go on and tear my CL apart
I don't care if you do, ooh
'Cause in a store, 'cause in a store full of cards
I think I see you
I think I see you

'Cause you're a store, you're a store full of cards
Such a heavenly view
You're such a heavenly view
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Old Sep 4, 2014, 4:14 am
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Hey MM, maybe someday you can do one on "The Last Resort" by the Eagles. I started to, but began getting depressed and had to stop.
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Old Sep 4, 2014, 5:41 am
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Originally Posted by zenride
Hey MM, maybe someday you can do one on "The Last Resort" by the Eagles. I started to, but began getting depressed and had to stop.
Im on it

Gimme what you started with so i can get er goin
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Old Sep 5, 2014, 4:38 am
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Here goes,,

Eagles - "The Last Resort"

She came from pharmacies
the ones founded in Rhode Island
Where now old VR's hang
heavy in the air
She packed OV's and bean's
like a refugee
Just as her father came across to see

She heard about a place people were milein'
They spoke about the MS way,
and how they loved to do 5 grand
They came from everywhere
to the store they vied
Seeking a card to land
or a place to hide

Down at the crowded blog,
out for a good time,
Can't wait to tell you all,
what it's like up here
And they called it paradise
I don't know why
Somebody laid the details out
while the town got high

Then the chilly news blew down
Across the internet
through the canyons of the coast, to
the Malibu
Where the pretty people play,
hungry for power
to light their neon way
and give them things to do

Some rich men came and raped the land,
Nobody caught 'em
Put up a bunch of ugly links, and Jesus,
people clicked 'em
And they called it paradise
The place to be
They watched the hazy sun, sinking in the sea

We can leave it all behind
and sail to Lahaina
just like the MSers did, so many years ago
They even brought a neon sign: "Another deal is coming"
Brought the white man's burden down
Brought the white man's reign

Who will provide the grand design?
What is secret and what is fine?
'Cause there is no more new frontier
We have got to make it here

We satisfy our endless needs and
justify our blabby deeds,
in the name of destiny and the name
of God

And you can see them here,
On every morning
They log-in and talk about
what it's like up there
They call it paradise
I don't know why
You call someplace paradise,
kiss it goodbye

(apologies to Don Henley and Glenn Frey, but lyrics needed a few minor changes to make perfect)
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Old Sep 5, 2014, 6:22 am
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Hahahahaha! That was perfect!!
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Old Sep 5, 2014, 6:39 am
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Sam Smith

Stay With Me

Guess it's true, I'm not good at a one walmart a night stand
But I still need MS love 'cause I'm just a marathon man
These mile'in nights never seem to go to plan
I don't want you to leave, will you hold my hand?

Oh, won't you swipe with me?
'Cause another store is all I need
This ain't a real job it's clear to see
But darling, swipe with me

Why am I so emotional?
No it's not a good look to the clerks, gain some self control
And deep down I know getting upset at their mistakes never works
But you can burn more gcs with me so it doesn't hurt

Oh, won't you swipe with me?
'Cause another store is all I need
This ain't a real job it's clear to see
But darling, swipe with me
Oh, won't you swipe with me?
'Cause another store is all I need

This ain't a hobby it's clear to see
But darling, swipe with me
Oh, won't you swipe with me?
'Cause another store is all I need
This ain't just a game it's clear to see
But darling, swipe with me
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Old Sep 5, 2014, 6:55 am
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THE ROLLING STONES
"Mother's Little Helper"

What a drag it is getting old
"Clerks are different today,"
I hear ev'ry MSer say
MSer needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow meta gc by the til
She goes running for the shelter of a MSer's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy MS day
"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry MSer say
Burning fresh GCs for a 1x card's just a drag
So she buys an instant paypal plackard and she burns her un cashed cards
And goes running for the shelter of a MSer's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy MS day
Doctor Blogger please, some more of these
Inside the door, she bought four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Walmarts just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry MSer say
They just don't appreciate that in the CS line you get tired
The clerks, they're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a MSer's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your points & miles plight
Doctor Blogger please, some more of these
Inside the door, she bought four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Dealing with bank's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry MS say
The pursuit of MOS just seems a bore
And if you buy more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a MSer's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy shut down deal dying day
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