AveApostle

Now if there's a smile on my face
It's only there 'cause, gift cards at Publix.
But when it comes down to FR-ing, you
know honey, that's quite a different subject.

Don't let my disposition
Give in to their inquisition
Really, I'm sad, oh, sadder than sad.
BC gone and I'm hurting so bad,
MMS clone, I pretend to be glad

Now there's some sad things known to man,
but ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a clone
when there's no VR around.

Now if I appear to be carefree
It's only to camouflage my spending
In order to shield my CL I try
To pass an FR with my payments pending

I hope my show'll convince you
That I've been happy since you
decide to let me go
BC, I need you so
I'm hurt and I want you to know
But for AmEx I put on a show

Now there's some fad things known to man
But ain't too much faddier than
the tears of a clone
when MMS ain't around

Just like Marathon Man did
I try to keep my secrets hid
Posting in the public forum
But my topic didn't reach quorum
The tears of a clone
When there's no arrows around.

AveApostle

Bluebird loadin' in the dead of night
Take these broken kiosks; let them fry.
All my life
I was only waiting for those gift cards to arrive.

You were only waiting for the 5X to arise.

AlohaDaveKennedy

Wonder if Mikey likes it?

You and I must make a pact, we must bring that old mint back
Where there are coins, I'll bank there

I'll reach out my card to you, I'll have faith in UPS too
Just give me coins and I'll bank there

[Chorus:]
And oh - I'll be there to bank with you,
Fill my world of miles around you, I'm so glad that I found you
I'll be there with a credit line that's strong
I'll be buying coins, I'll keep it up all day long - yes I will, yes I will

Let me fill your bank with rolls and boxes
And give me miles, well that's all I'm after
Whenever banks demand a bailout, I'll be there
I'll be there to dump my coins on you, with an unselfish love to get miles from you
Just call my name and I'll bank there

[Chorus]

If you should ever find some presidential coin new, be sure its gonna come back to you
'Cos if it doesn't, I'll bank there

Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll bank there, just take my coins, I'll bank there

(Just look over your shoulders, honey - ooh)

I'll be there, I'll be there, whenever you need me, I'll bank there

Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah

Marathon Man

hahahaha!!

well this is everyone's turf so keep it up!

But here's some 80s for ya! A classic about, well, this site!

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B-WITCHED LYRICS

"Mickey"

Oh FT WIKI, you're not so fine you're so fine you blow MS away in my mind,
hey WIKI (huff huff), hey WIKI (huff huff)
Oh FT WIKI, you're not so fine you're so fine you blow MS away in my mind,
hey WIKI (huff huff), hey WIKI (huff huff)
Oh FT WIKI, you're not so fine you're so fine you blow MS away in my mind,
hey WIKI (huff huff), hey WIKI (huff huff)
Oh FT WIKI, you're not so fine you're so fine you blow MS away in my mind,
hey WIKI (huff huff), hey WIKI (huff huff)

Hey WIKI!
I've been MSing around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right to spill the beans but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't people say goodnight to this sharade so we can MS alone from home, WIKI

'Cause when you say you will not screw up MS, it never means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you don't leave me all alone, FT WIKI

Oh WIKI, what a pity you don't understand
You break my freakin heart when you make every step by step be on hand
Oh WIKI, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's sites like you WIKI
Oh, what you do WIKI, do WIKI
Don't break my heart, WIKI

Hey WIKI!

Now when you blow away the deals,everyone's gonna know
Every time you add in a move newbies let a little more show
There's somethin' we can use, so don't say no, WIKI

So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I'll whine like marathon man
Oh please, baby, please, don't leave me in a jam, WIKI

Oh WIKI, what a pity you don't understand
You break my freakin heart when you make every step by step be on hand
Oh WIKI, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's sites like you WIKI
Oh, what you do WIKI, do WIKI
Don't break my heart, WIKI
(WIKI, WIKI, WIKI, WIKI, WIKI, WIKI)

Oh FT WIKI, you're not so fine you're so fine you blow MS away in my mind,
hey WIKI (huff huff), hey WIKI (huff huff)
Oh FT WIKI, you're not so fine you're so fine you blow MS away in my mind,
hey WIKI (huff huff), hey WIKI (huff huff)
Oh FT WIKI, you're not so fine you're so fine you blow MS away in my mind,
hey WIKI (huff huff), hey WIKI (huff huff)
Oh FT WIKI, you're not so fine you're so fine you blow MS away in my mind,
hey WIKI (huff huff), hey WIKI (huff huff)

Oh WIKI, what a pity you don't understand
You break my freakin heart when you make every step by step be on hand
Oh WIKI, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's sites like you WIKI
Oh, what you do WIKI, do WIKI
Don't break my heart, WIKI

Oh WIKI, what a pity you don't understand
You break my freakin heart when you make every step by step be on hand
Oh WIKI, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's sites like you WIKI
Oh, what you do WIKI, do WIKI
Don't break my heart, WIKI

Oh WIKI, what a pity you don't understand
You break my freakin heart when you make every step by step be on hand
Oh WIKI, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's sites like you WIKI
Oh, what you do WIKI, do WIKI
Don't break my heart, WIKI

Marathon Man

FOREIGNER LYRICS

"Juke Box Hero"

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a plane ticket, his was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the blogs, he could picture the scene
Clicked on his Facebook wall, then like a distant scream

He heard about one gift card, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought it with a beat up Citi card in a secondhand Rite AId store
Didn't know how to use it for debit pin, but it knew for sure

That one gift card, felt good in his hands
Didn't take long, to understand
Just one gift card, slung in his hand way down low
Was one way first class lay flat ticket, only one way to go

So he started MSin'
Ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on MSin'
Someday he's gonna make it to the top

And be a MS blog hero, got cards to apply
He's a MS blog hero
He took one gift card, MS blog hero, cards to apply
MS blog hero, he'll come alive at Walmart tonight

In a MS town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the customer service office door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one gift card made his whole life change

Now he needs to keep MSin'
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on MSin'
That boy has got to stay on top

And be a MS blog hero, got cards to apply
He's a MS blog hero, got cards to apply
Yeah, MS blog hero, got cards to apply
With that one gift card he'll come alive
Come alive tonight

Yeah, he's gotta keep MSin'
He just can't stop
Gotta keep on MSin'
That boy has got to stay on top

And be a MS blog hero, got cards to apply
He's a MS blog hero, got cards to apply
Just one gift card, put links to cards to apply
He's just a MS blog hero, aah aah aah
MS blog hero, MS blog hero, he's got cards to apply
Cards to apply

AlohaDaveKennedy

Argggh. MM say it ain't so. Just visited your blog and see that you are now fishing for credit card referral money. What next? Are you going to expose all our secret Weird Al lyrics on the MS forum to drive traffic to your site?

Argggh!

Wump, wump, wump and another deal bites the dust...

Marathon Man

hehe I'll have to get workin on that tune but hey, tell them goobers that run the darn site that I aint been paid a red cent for nuthin!

Anyway, here's something from Top GC Gun that is poignant:

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THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS LYRICS

"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"

You never swipe my fives (500's) anymore when I go for PIN
And there's no debi-tender-ness like before in your fingertips
You're trying hard not to let Vanilla go through it, (baby)
And baby, baby I know it

You've lost that Walmart feelin'
Whoa, that Walmart feelin'
You've lost that Walmart feelin'
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woah

Now there's no welcome look in the clerk's eyes when I reach for my GCs for you
And now you're starting to criticize the scammy MS things I do
It makes me just feel like crying (baby)
'Cause baby, something beautiful's dying

You lost that Walmart feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
You've lost that Walmart feelin'
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woah

Baby baby, I get all my Incomm GCs to burn with you
If your CS desk would only love to serve me like you used to do, yeah
We had a scheme, a secret understanding of a scheme, a scheme you don't find everyday
So don't, don't, don't, don't let it slip away

Baby (baby), baby (baby)
I beg of you please...please,
I need your store (I need your store),
I need your store (I need your store),
Well, bring the old PIN pad system on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that Walmart feelin'
Whoa, that Walmart feelin'
Bring back that lWalmart feelin'
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone
And I can't go on, woah

Bring back that Walmart feelin'
Whoa, that Walmart feelin'
Bring back that Walmart feelin'
'Cause it's gone...gone...

Marathon Man

METALLICA LYRICS

"The Unforgiven"

Newbie blood joins this FT earth,
And quickly his MS is subdued.
Through constant pained blog disgrace
The young new MS boy learns their rules.

With time the FT child draws in.
This whipping boy done CC apps from the blogs and that's so wrong.
Deprived of all his thoughts by blindly following them
The young man struggles on and on.

He's known no vow about not yapping about MS tips unto his own,
That thought never entered his head from his first day
His will those blogs they'll take away.

What GCs I've spent,
What MS I've known
Never shined through in what cash back I've shown.
Never be.
Never see.
Won't see what better deals might have been.

What GCs I've spent,
What MS I've known
Never shined through in what cash back I've shown.
Never be.
Never see.
So I dub thee blogs unforgiven.

They dedicate their lives
To ruining all deals of his.
He tries to click their links and please them all –
This bitter man he is.

Throughout his FT life the same –
He's battled trying to learn new tips constantly.
This fight he cannot win –
A tired man now fighting the blogs and they do not care.

The old man then prepares
To let all deals die regretfully –
That old man here is me.

What GCs I've spent,
What MS I've known
Never shined through in what cash back I've shown.
Never be.
Never see.
Won't see what better deals might have been.

What GCs I've spent,
What MS I've known
Never shined through in what cash back I've shown.
Never be.
Never see.
So I dub thee blogs unforgiven.

Marathon Man

"No walmart No Cry"

'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when a we used to stand
In a customer service line in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the 'ypocrites - yeah! -
Mingle with the good mser people we meet, yeah!
Good blog friends we have, oh, good posts from friends we have lost
Along the way, yeah!
In this great 5x cash bak future, you can't forget your mileage past;
So dry your tears, I seh. Yeah!

No, Walmart no cry;
No, Walmart, no cry. Eh, yeah!
A little darlin', don't swipe no gcs
No, Walmart, no cry. Eh!

Said - said - said I remember when we used to stand
In the Customer service line in Trenchtown, yeah!
And then Georgie would make the debit card swipes,
I seh, GC burnin' through the nights, yeah!
Then we would do some Alaska Airlines miles, say,
Of which I'll share with you, yeah!
My ST is now my only debit miles earnage
And so I've got to push on through.
Oh, while AS be gone,
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right, yeah!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right-a!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right, yeah!
Everything's gonna be all right!

Marathon Man

JIMMY BUFFETT LYRICS

"Margaritaville"

Nibblin' on GCs while in line I wait,
watchin' the suntrust miles I make;
All of those newbies tryin' to toil.
Strummin' my sixteen CCs on my front porch swing.
Smell those cash back payouts
They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in MS-a-rita-ville,
Searchin' for another Bancorp product to assault.
Some people claim that there's a funds hold to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed in Walmart all season
With nothing to flirt with but the CS clerk with the tattoo.
But she's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how I got into her
I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in MS-a-rita-ville,
Searchin' for another Incomm Visa product to assault.
Some people claim that there's a funds hold to blame,
Now I think, - hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my prepaid and it got stopped,
Loaded 'er up to the top,
Cut up my card, had to cruise on back home.
Because there's no debit tender,
And it will not render
That CC-->GC-->BP-->$ concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in MS-a-rita-ville,
Searchin' for another Bancorp product to assault.
Some people claim that there's a funds hold to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a GreenDot card to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault.

Marathon Man

ARIANA GRANDE LYRICS

"Problem"
(feat. Iggy Azalea)

[Iggy:]
Uh huh!
It's funds holds!
I got one less problem without you Bancorp
One less one less!
Problem

[Ariana Grande:]
Hey baby even though I hate ya!
I wanna love MSin ya
I want you!
And even though I can't forgive how you held my money
I really want ta
I want you!

Tell me, tell me baby
Why can't you unfreeze me?
Cause even though I shouldn't want it
I gotta have it
I want a prepaid like you!

Head in the clouds
Got MOs stacked up to my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got

[Big Sean:]
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
[Ariana Grande:]
I got one less, one less problem
[Big Sean:]
One less problem without ya
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
[Ariana Grande:]
I got one less, one less problem

[Ariana Grande:]
I know you're never gonna give my money up
I gotta give up
But it's you!
I know I shouldn't ever call CS back
Or let a prepaid come back
But it's you!
Every time your tempting ads touch me
And say you'll let me
I get a little bit breathless
I shouldn't want it
But it's you!

Head in the clouds
Got MOs stacked up to my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got

[Big Sean:]
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
[Ariana Grande:]
I got one less, one less problem
[Big Sean:]
One less problem without ya
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
[Ariana Grande:]
I got one less, one less problem

[Iggy:]
It's prepaid cards!
Uh!
What you got?
Smart money bettin'
I'll be better off MSin without you
In no time
I'll be forgettin' all about you
Your complaince department saying that you know
But I really really doubt you
Understand my banking life is easy
When I ain't MSin around you
prepaid prepaid
To biggie to be here stressin'
I'm thinkin' I love the thought of using a card like you
More than I love your presence in my wallet
And the best thing now
Is probably for me to exit this account
I let you go
Let you back
I finally learned my lesson!
No half-assed MS stepping
Either you want it or them prepaid company's just playin'
I'm listening to you bullin'
I can't believe what you're sayin'
There's a million you's baby boo
So don't be dumb
I got 99 GC and prepaid problems
But you won't be one
Like what!

[Ariana Grande:]
One less, one less problem
One less, one less problem

Head in the clouds
Got MOs stacked up to my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got (I've got)

[Big Sean:]
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
[Ariana Grande:]
I got one less, one less problem
[Big Sean:]
One less problem without ya
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
[Ariana Grande:]
I got one less, one less problem
[Big Sean:]
One less problem without ya
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
[Ariana Grande:]
I got one less, one less problem

Marathon Man

THE BEATLES LYRICS

"Come Together"

Here come old MM, he come grooving up to the CS desk slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy MSer
He got gift cards in his pockets that hang down to his knee
Got to be like a joker with them clerks so he can just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine, he got GC from the mall
He got monkey Pak, he shoot coca-cola points
He say to csr "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to MS to fly free
Come together right now over me

He treats MS like production, he got FR and Amex GC boot
He got somehow on Talkboard, he one spinal cracker
He got GCs down below his knee
Hold you in his FT babbling posts you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

(Right!
Come, oh, come, come, come.)

He roller-coaster, he got early fraud warning
He got money order, he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one MO is three"
Got to be good-looking cos he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

Oh
Come together
Yeah come together
Yeah come together
Yeah come together
Yeah come together
Yeah come together
Yeah come together
Yeah oh
Come together
Yeah come together

kingrat

Great thread - very informative and helpful.

Marathon Man

Thanks

Yes it is. Have you figured out the secret code of MS woven into the songs? Play the beatles one backwards and it tells you where to go!

kingrat

Man how I would pay to get away from these high informative items and have a private forum where people are serious and professional. we all have dreams.