Terminal Wide Announcement at MSP Recently (Fun)
Nov 15, 2011, 6:12 am
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Terminal Wide Announcement at MSP Recently (Fun)
Flying thru MSP recently I heard - - -
ATTENTION PLEASE!! ATTENTION! Would the passenger who just arrived on Delta flight #1574 from Orlando who left a bag of toy soldiers on the plane, please return to the gate to claim your item!!!
Poor kid!!!
ATTENTION PLEASE!! ATTENTION! Would the passenger who just arrived on Delta flight #1574 from Orlando who left a bag of toy soldiers on the plane, please return to the gate to claim your item!!!
Poor kid!!!
Nov 15, 2011, 7:04 am
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My favorite announcement was heard years ago at FLL. Joan Rivers was on my flight to LGA, was signing autographs and saying hello to all of the snowbirds at the gate. There was a terminal wide announcement that said, "Attention Joan Rivers, you are creating a disturbance at the gate and you must cease immediately or we will send the airport police over to restrain you. Joan, you do this all of the time and have been warned before not to be so friendly!"
Everyone around that gate including the GA's were laughing hysterically!
Everyone around that gate including the GA's were laughing hysterically!
Nov 15, 2011, 2:16 pm
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Joan rivers annoucement probably came from the same GA that annouces 9 times they are getting ready to board and everyone look at there zone and dont' board till I call it, just for her to give the old, Zone 1 & 2
Nov 15, 2011, 2:30 pm
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Airplane! movie
Every time I go down the escalators to the train at ATL, I hear the "please hold the hand rails and look forward while riding this escalator" in an alternating male/female voice.
I keep waiting for the voices to start arguing with each other like in that Airplane! movie with the "white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers..."
Call me crazy...
I keep waiting for the voices to start arguing with each other like in that Airplane! movie with the "white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers..."
Call me crazy...