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For those who did not get from the OP's thread title that he was writing a satirical post, the title alludes to an essay written by Jonathan Swift in which he proposed that we eat unwanted children.
http://essays.quotidiana.org/swift/modest_proposal/ |
Wait - so he is proposing we eat FOs??
Originally Posted by amanuensis
(Post 16857873)
For those who did not get from the OP's thread title that he was writing a satirical post, the title alludes to an essay written by Jonathan Swift in which he proposed that we eat unwanted children.
http://essays.quotidiana.org/swift/modest_proposal/ |
Originally Posted by knoa_knows
(Post 16857969)
Wait - so he is proposing we eat FOs??
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Originally Posted by Doby
(Post 16856256)
Instead of "have one on us" coupons, delta will give out "have one trip to the toilet on us" coupons when OLCI.
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I think we should make the coach class passengers clean the fc lavatory.. :)
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Originally Posted by knoa_knows
(Post 16857969)
Wait - so he is proposing we eat FOs??
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I didn't know Jonathan swift was on the DL forum...
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Originally Posted by rylan
(Post 16854469)
Maybe they can put premium tp in F also, and charge 10c per sheet!
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x...ornholio-1.jpg |
Originally Posted by MS02113
(Post 16854597)
Seriously, though, I do wish that FAs would more consistently deploy the curtain between F and Y to discourage aft passengers from venturing forward.
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Originally Posted by Sez_Who
(Post 16858613)
No, you can't eat the FO's. The Diamonds still need them to knock the kettles and lesser elites out of the way.
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Why make it so complicated? You'll need an FA to collect payment... would it be cash only or credit card?
Let's just install an electronic lock on the lavs. You'll first need to swipe your medallion card which would define whether you get free access or whether you have to pay. This will enable DL to determine how much to charge you as well. The lower your level, the more you pay. The more you use, the higher of a discount you get. Payment would be with credit card only. An Amex would give you a slight discount and so on. Lost your medallion card, full price. They could also support discount codes that are "use-once" only that you would get if you OLCI, etc. Possibilities are endless. All for the sake of keeping it simple... :p |
Is there a time limit? Say 2 minutes? But of course DMs get 3. I can't wait, DL is now going to monetize the lavs!!!
Delta747 |
Surprised no one has put the two and two together...
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"Golden Age of Flying--Not!"
Originally Posted by Delta747
(Post 16865731)
I can't wait, DL is now going to monetize the lavs!!!
Delta747 Anyone who gets nostalgic abou the golden age of flying is forgetting that most airports really did have pay toilets. They cost a dime, same as a Pepsi. Oops, sorry, Delta forum; same as a Coke. |
Originally Posted by plagwate
(Post 16858180)
"Dump One on Us" coupons. It's all about the marketing, baby. :D
Seriously though... with single aisle A/C and the FAs blocking that aisle with a cart performing a service, what's a kettle to do when they can't get to the back of the A/C where their lavs are? |
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